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@criminalarmadillo
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
rats (bubonic plague)
bats (coronavirus)
Cats™ (film)
Pats??????? (i've got my fucking eyes on you)
remember kids: sheep are not easily intimidated
Rise and Spine!
In the food chain of life I am a McDonald's Happy Meal
Anybody else traumatised by that Scooby Doo episode where they catch the robot villain but then in the greatest plot twist of all time the robot is actually a robot and there was no human after all. Like... Wow...
I don't know who Macklemore is and I've only ever seen his name in a few posts but I'm not gonna look him up because I have this image of a goth telly-tubby standing silently at the back of every episode and that is Macklemore and he is perfect.
If I wanted to date rice would I date a grain of rice or a bowl of rice? Would that be cheating???????? Is each grain a single entity or is the bowl a single entity?????????????????????
political debate:
long, boring, miserable
gladiator fight:
quick, inspired, exciting
me: *nibbling my way through an entire pack of digestives and reading conspiracy theories at 4am*......... alyën
dude, why would you tidy up? do you know how terrifying it is to walk around a sterile house at 3am in the morning? i dunno, man, the way i see it, it’s not a mess it’s a demon obstacle course
me: swallows one (1) drop of milk
my internal organs: sorry-? can you-?
me: *eats a slice of goat’s cheese* milk shall run through my veins
me: *spoons yoghurt into my mouth* and my heart will pump its creamy goodness
me: *grates parmesan into my mouth* to every limb in my body
me: *aggressively sprays whipped cream* i battle against the injustices that plague this world
me: *signals to angry peasants with pitchforks* and if i die, may i die like the men who have come before me
me: *holds wheel of brie up high* with honour and courage
me: *stands on table with burning torch* i fight for the people!
me: *burns down the village* and for our FREEDOM!
u know sometimes I just want to be a peaceful peasant from the middle ages. maybe own a few sheep. start a few revolts. trade my sheep for some chickens. are we allowed to do that? that would make me really happy