#theneverlandjameshook

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📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

Tina has never kept a diary. She doesn’t have the patience to sit down and write one (though maybe it would help her.) However, she tried to write one when she was about 8 or 9 because she saw it in a movie and was feeling especially spiteful that day. She only wrote one entry, which read as follows;

“Dear Dairy,

wendy darling sucks butt and i hate her

i wish she would be eaten by a bear and go away and leave me and peter alone

i think she is a bucking fitch who has bad hair and is very bossy

also today i made peter a friendship badge and i’m going to give him it tomorrow when we get ice cream so he knows i’m the best

the end.

p.s. i love peter more than wendy

no1 lost girl 4 life“

@wendydarlin

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🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

“I think we’re long overdue a business meeting. It’s about time I asked for another raise.”

[pocmuzings]

can I say how much I appreciate your blog cause I do :)

this is so so so kind and i love u , and thank  u for telling me this !!! this is so ridiculously kind and i am very very appreciative of it ! 

[gemmamakeslists]

sees the fake dating - laughs- Checks it off the list

LOL

plot twist: that wasn’t an “inspiration” list, it’s a to-do list ;)

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Seriously why won't you just say your birthday? *writes you a check of ten thousand dollars* I'll hand it to you if I get your birthday.

“Let me check that you signed it first.”

[lostobias]

angel: do you have a crush?

why would you ask me this, pirate?

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📂

Tina thinks lemonade is the worst beverage ever invented.

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milk:do you have any allergies?

“I’m allergic to Kiwi fruit.”