#thenewkingofdragons

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future-rogue replied to your post:"Believe it or not, I cared about you!"

"…I guess I still do," the words were a struggle to get out. "Don’t think that it means anything though."

"LECTOR!!! Rogue doesn't like me anymore!!" And the White Dragon Slayer ran off, crying out senseless stuff as he did.

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"unf"

Put an "unf" in my ask and I'll answer...

If you snuck in my room I would:

[X] Go back to sleep

[] Kick you out

[] Have rough sex with you

[X] Cuddle with you

[X] Be like wtf?

[X] Let you sleepover 

[] Beat your ass

If you kissed me I would:

[X] Kiss you back

[] Smile & laugh

[] Push you away

[X] Be shocked

[] Slap you

You are:

[] Cute

[] Adorable

[] Pretty

[X] Beautiful

[X] Okay

[X] Sexy

[X] Hotass Motherfucker

[X]askjdgfjIf

[] Ew

If you asked me out I would say:

[]No

[X]Yes

[X]HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES

Can we cuddle?

[]No thank you

[X]Yes please

Sex?

[]No thank you

[X]Yes please

[]Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.

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"Don't tell anyone"

Send "Don't tell anyone" and I'll fill out for your character...

Would I have a secret romance with you?

[X] yes[] no

Would I keep your secrets?[X] yes, no matter what[] yes, unless someone was in danger[] no way[] hope you like getting blackmailed 

Would I help you trick someone?[] yes[X] only if it’s harmless[] no

Would I tell you my secrets?[] yes, I’d trust you with anything[] maybe[X] only if they were harmless[] not if you were the last person on the planet

(NSFW) Would I tell you one of my kinks?[] yes, but I’d tell anyone that[] yes, and ask to try it[] yes, but just to get it off my chest[X] maybe a small one[] ew, no way!

Would I use something I knew about you against you?[] no way![X] maybe[] in a heartbeat

Reveal any (unrelated) secret: It was me who switched your shampoo with pink hair dye. Not Frosch. But don't worry! I did the same with my Rogue as well!

Admit a secret thought I’ve had about you but never before shared: Cut that ridiculous long hair of yours!

A secret about you I’d like to know: ______________.