Fun fact: did you know that you actually don't need AI to see naked photos of a woman? In many cases you can just ask them for naked photos, and they will just... Give them to you! Sometimes they'll even take a lot of photos and post them on the internet for everyone to see!
Sorry, what did you say? The woman you want to see naked photos of don't actually want you to see her naked, so she won't send you nudes? Huh, okay, well, in that case, why the fuck do you think she'd consent to you generating those photos using genAI? Don't do that, you moron.
Sorry, what was that? You don't actually care that she doesn't consent? In fact, her not consenting makes you want it more? Jesus Christ what the FUCK is wrong with you, get away from me, in fact, why don't you put that phone down, smash it with a hammer, inhale the broken glass through a straw, and then never touch a piece of technology again!?!?
You have a keyholder who's also running a moderately sized onlyfans account, and they tell you they have decided to auction off your chastity. They post a photo of themselves holding your key, and inform their followers that for every $ that photo gets in tips during the next week, one day is added to your lockdown timer
Not only does that mean literal strangers are put in charge of your cage and the length of your imprisonment can be anything from a couple of days to months or even years
It also means your keyholder literally makes money off of your misery, and would definitely be able to have fun rubbing that in your face, always reminding you that your misery literally sponsors their happiness, sending you photos of the coffee cups or concert tickets they've bought to show you how much better life is when you're locked up
I am male, I am 43 years old, I am cis, I am pansexual, I am a switch, I am Norwegian, and I am a huge fan of that reblog button and will reblog almost everything I find beautiful.
Mostly reblogs here, but I've tried tagging most of my original content with #thenickissilent is typing.... Likewise, most of my replies to asks are tagged #asked and answered.
Minors DNI. TERFs/SWERFs DNI. Fascists DNI. Kinks etcetera below the fold.
My biggest kink is whatever makes you horny. If you're talking to me about something that really turns you on, that's the hottest thing I know, regardless of whether that's somethng I would have masturbated to by myself.
I don't have very many hard limits, but a couple of turn-offs are smoking (smoke whatever you want! I just don't wanna watch it), guns (why is that even a kink), and misogyny (If you wanna be degraded, that's fine. If you want all women in the world to be degraded, GTFO).
I try keeping my blog mostly (though not 100 %) free of piss and CNC, as those are topics I'm aware some of my followers aren't very fond of. You will definitely find both of those in my likes, though.
For any other kink, I'm probably into it in some way, but feel free to just... ask me.
I'm extremely unphotogenic and won't post too many photos of myself here (I think there's one). I may send you one or more if you ask me directly, though.
My asks and DMs are always open, and I strongly prefer asks. Please don't just DM me "hello" or "how are you doing", I'm very bad at smalltalk, you won't get a very creative reply to that, and I won't be very enthusiastic to keep the conversation going. Especially if I have no idea who you are, as in we don't follow each other and have never interacted with each other. If one of your first questions is how old I am or anything else clearly visible in my bio, I will be insulted and act like it. And if we've never interacted, you have an almost empty blog and your entire bio is that you're "looking for a s*ssy paypig", I really don't think we can ever become friends, sorry.
Thank you for being you, you're really good at it! 🩷
The next time you masturbate, I think you should pretend there is a hidden camera somewhere in the ceiling over your bed and that I'm watching everything you do
I unironically love it when a post on tumblr contains a link to the creator's OnlyFans profile.
Not because I'm super good at following people there, I'll admit that I'm not, but do you guys have any idea how much actual work goes into getting approval to be on OnlyFans? I considered making a profile there once just for fun and I gave up halfway through, because the process is so insanely thorough. You have to upload your ID, you have to connect a bank account, and every person that's in your photos or videos must do the same thing.
I'm not saying that OnlyFans doesn't have its issues, but when you're linking to your OF you're telling me that somebody has confirmed you're a real person, somebody has confirmed you're the person you're posting images of, and that somebody has confirmed that you're not a minor. And in this day and age, all of that is GOLD.
(Also, if you think it reduces a person's worth that they are in control of their own content and occasionally choose to charge money for the material you masturbate to, grow up, you whiny baby. )
Thinking about lying next to you in bed, no touching, no talking, just lying next to each other, scrolling each other's tumblr blogs. Getting turned on by the porn you've been posting, the moans you make from reading mine, and every notification I get that you like or reblog something
Once again taking the chance of letting you guys control my orgasm denial. You have 24 hours to interact with this post (so it ends December 2nd at around 6 AM UTC), and
Every like prolongs the denial period with 24 hours
Every reblog prolongs the denial period with 12 hours
Every comment prolongs the denial period with 3 hours
Last time I did something like this, I got to four and a half day. Can we do better this time?
