#thenightetc

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I'm sorry, Breakdown. This seductive lady of the night eats small birds and rodents without blinking and that's something you just can't give me.

[dimorphodon-x]

ohhh may I have a Tarantulas blorbo? 🥺 👉 👈

Too many leg

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

What are your top 10 maritime disasters?

You may know about the Titanic disaster, but I don't know the top 10 maritime disasters? I have definitely heard the stories, though

[rocksinmuffin]

Stan ask... I'm gonna say... Tarantulas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m not even ashamed of this one. Tarantulas is just mad horny and has terrible taste in men. If I didn’t stan, I’d kin.

[argumate]

1)Optimus Prime does NOT have truck nuts, although since they're just an accessory, like a bumper sticker, I guess technically there's no reason he couldn't get some, and 2)generally Transformers aren't depicted with testicles, just penis and/or vagina analogues when relevant (leaving aside Devastator in the Bay movies). HOWEVER if he DID have truck nuts, it's likely that people who didn't just ignore them would decide the truck nuts do turn into his "actual nuts" when he transforms.

when relevant? leaving aside Devastator?? this answer really just raised more questions that also don’t need answers.

[focsle]

I bought the book on the strength of how much I'm liking Pyramid, jsyk. Dunno when I'll have time to actually read it, but I'm looking forward to it!

Oh man Lacrimore is the POLAR OPPOSITE of Pyramid in...every single way. With the exception being that it’s written by the same person. We contain multitudes.

But I hope you like a Vastly Different sort of work from me!

[aranea-mechanica]

((Ghosts, Boogeyman? 👀))

Fear-Themed Headcanon Questions

Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain?

Honestly, probably every day. It just doesn’t ruffle him because he’s spent his entire life demystifying the minutiae of the cosmos - that’s what scientific research is, after all. If he doesn’t know how to explain it yet, he’ll figure it out eventually.

It’s not quite the same thing, but there’s still stuff he’ll never be able to fully understand (and therefore can’t explain) - that is, other people’s thoughts and feelings.

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the miniature tarantulas figurine that @thenightetc so sweetly made me for xmas is just. MWAH. perfection. he deserves so much love. pls note the little wave of his pedipalp and the way the silk cleverly extrudes from his spinnerets, so as to be hung on a wall or around a neck or perched upon like a nest..........