#stan ask

[gravity-butfurry]

oh stan sweetie no… please call ford i promise itll be fine…

“Yeah, sure, whatever. Like you know. Leave me alone. And don’t call me “sweetie”, I’ll knock yer teeth out… If my wife don’t get to you first…”

[gravity-butfurry]

What about Stanley? O.O

“You’re a cop, ain’t ya? Or maybe you’re one of Rico’s pals. Or Jorge's. Or whoever else I’ve pissed off in the last 20 years.”

[antisjmmemes]

Don't kill me but I actually like SJM still this blog is hilarious

Anon you're free to like SJM and even my blog (thanks for the love btw ♥️). just so you know we antis don't hate sjm. some of us still love her books. We're only taking issue with the sexism and racism in her books. i love acotar but the fandom chased me out of it whenever I pointed out the wrong things in the books. truth is that the fandom worships SJM blindly and sends death threats to people who point out even small issues in her books. SJM makes it worse by not accepting that her books have issues. Leigh bardugo, tho, although she's made mistakes in representations too, encourages her fandom to discuss issues in her books. Just saying.

[rocksinmuffin]

what about ace from ppg but more specifically the version that replaced murdoc for a while in gorillaz. also noodle maybe

I don’t personally stan them because I don’t really know anything about gorillaz lore or the fandom but I think everyone except Murdoc is valid. Murdoc has no rights. He forfeited those the day he swore off soap.

I know Ace because I grew up on powerpuff girls and while I don’t stan him he gets brownie points for being a dumb slut who flunked out of kindergarten

[rocksinmuffin]

I just have one remaining stan game ask in my inbox so I answered it and put it in a queue so it’ll pop out in the next half hour or so. Since the day is ended, I’m not gonna take any more of these asks, but it’s been fun while it lasted.

Thanks for playing along today. It’s been wild. 👍

[rocksinmuffin]

Stan Question: Murdoc from Gorillaz, the green goblin of anti-pop.

I know I’ve said multiple times that I like dirty stink men but Murdoc looks like he’s never bathed a day in his life and has more sexually transmitted diseases in his body than red blood cells.

Like the music tho 👍

[rocksinmuffin]

Would you stan either for Zap Brannigan from Futurama or Jimmy Pesto from Bob's Burgers.

Listen I have bad taste but not that bad.

[rocksinmuffin]

Stan ask... I'm gonna say... Tarantulas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m not even ashamed of this one. Tarantulas is just mad horny and has terrible taste in men. If I didn’t stan, I’d kin.