#theofiesrot

[theorrot]

that ask about girl parrot a few days ago is so sweet, i like to headcanon her as a fujoshi and she would be ecstatic to see her new boyfriend theo making out with her old boyfriend wifies. and i know wifies would be down bad enough to do it if it means parrot would forgive him for the paragon incident.

my parrot design really doesnt change no matter if shes a boy or a girl or an evil 3rd thing

[theorrot]

Big boobs theo, middle/average sized for wifies and parrot is FLAT. What do we think.....

parrot size a minus

[theorrot]

Wifies saw the increase of sudden theorrot and had to remind people that PARFIES will always be no.1 and that parrot is his, the sudden lack of parfies probably offended him

Oh parrot do you know there are men fighting for you

Theo and Wifies would maul each other when it comes to parrot

wifies the toxic annoying ass ex who doesnt wanna forget what they once had for real 😭😭😭 hes greedy as FUCK!!!!! PARFIES WAS HERE FIRST AND THEY ALWAYS HAD MANY CONTENT ALRIGHT IDGAF I WANNA SEE FAGGY BIRDS

i can honestly see parrot trying to calm them down whenever they get into their little fights, or maybe laugh it off thinking they’re just joking around (when they’re not being too physical or wifies acting like he did when dean was still around). they probably try to tone it down when parrot’s around but theo is just SO easily ragebaited, wifies can’t help it. those cliche comical scene where they fight to the death when parrot’s not looking and then acting all calm when parrot turns around...

[theorrot]

breathes heavily…

hi it’s… me again :3

so like i have MORE… this is where i go when the human inside of me shrinks and i return to my horny demon form. so ofc you know about director theo and well wifies but what if instead it’s DIRECTOR PARROT.

parrotx2 bouncing on theo’s lap while theo is chained to the bed sobbing from being edged so much… mghmgmgmgh drool.

no because yk how i said combine directorfies and director theo, what if we make PARAGONX2 (temp call name) AND TRAP BOTH OF THEM… parrot forcing them to gang up on him… or if one of them is doing bad, he forces them into a cuck chair… while he bangs the other… trapped in paragonX2….

i feel like evil parrot would constantly make dog hybrid wifies knot him/his hand over and over until overstimulation, e.g. wifies is SOBBING, begging him to stop, that his knot hurts and it’s too much… then parrot would start riding him, or maybe fire wifies to fuck him??? collar him with a shock collar….

theo would be so much worse (or better, depends…) like one of your other responses to another ask, parrot likes to edge theo or smth. I LOVE THAT IDEA. like forcing theo into the cuck chair with a vibe on his dih while parrot bounces on wifies, then when he’s done with wifies, he starts BOUNCING ON THEO… like yes parrot go crazy.

i feel like evil!parrot would constantly time their (wifies and theo’s) mating seasons during their time trapped in paragonx2 and give them some freaky ash chemicals and/or use his own like scenting glands or smth to match up their heats/mating seasons so they can all have orgys…

oh evil!parrot what have you done to me

guess who…

🎟 anon! :3

hi im back to answering asks

im familiar w the concept of directorrot but him trapping both wifies and theo in paragon.... hmmm very interesting idea... 🤤🤤🤤

i can imagine that his motivation is similar to “the original director’s” goal, which is protecting... maybe he’d gotten tired of dragging his deuteragonist into fights and getting worried that they’ll all only be in danger if this continues... i wonder if parrot would still fake his death here. if he did, both wifies and theo would go BATSHIT. wifies would try the hardest to prove that parrot’s alive while theo would likely give up (unless wifies convinces him that parrot’s still alive too)

but wow...They’re just going crazy with mating in paragonx2 huh...

i really love the thought of parrot just abusing wifies’ knot WHAHWHWHAHHW uunfghh... SHOCK COLLAR ON WIFIES IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA TOO YYOOO...

Ican imagine a cuck scenario happening so well... i feel that wifies would maybe be more vocal with begging? i think that if theo still has some dignity he’d bite his words down until he DESPERATELY needs it... imagine that they’re wearing a cock ring or sounding rods when they’re in the cuck chair to prevent an orgasm.... and parrot teasing them like “you want this off?” just to hear the desperation from them before bouncing on it #crazystyle ... ouufhhhggt...

parrot’s gonna look all pretty while theo and wifies is Sucked Dry like a raisin... oh man they could not handle that pussy 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔 RIP

[theorrot]

Theorrot mpreg+baby trapping but theo gets the baby trapping idea bcs wifies' spirit went up (yes UP bcs that man is in HELL) and visited him in a dream going "Yo bro as much as I hate the fact you stole my bitch after i died we need to put our differences aside and lock that bird down. Go knock him up in the guise of him needing an heir or smth that'll prolly get him to take care of himself more i tried doing that when i kidnapped him but failed so now it's ur turn" like he's all might passing ofa to izuku but instead it's wifies passing the "baby trapping parrot duty" to theo

I am very sleep deprived and this is my non filtered and jumbled thoughts

-🧃anon

🧃 anon i showed wifies’ face here to my wifies fan oomf and he Didnt like it can you believe it

but also i love this so much im so sorry for responding to it so late 😭😭😭 the emphasis on wifies being in hell DALRIGHTTTT. the thought of wifies reluctantly becoming a wing man after he died just so he can get his twisted vision of safety for parrot is so funny to me i adore this concept

i can just imagine the dream does not last that long and theo wakes up in cold sweat. after a while of thinking he’s like, “honestly that’s not a bad idea at all 🤔🤔🤔..” and then he gets to work!! bless their soul. wifies is gonna see theo succeed breeding parrot on his first try and have multiple children and he’s gonna tweak out.... “why didn’t that happen with me” ass 😭😭 shouldnt have done it when parrot was stressed af wifies ur smart but STUPID at the same time.

[theorrot]

Wifies and theo the second the concept of parrot dying: "welp guess i'm dead"

The fact both of them will kill the murderer first and then just die.. parrot what is up with your boyfriends.

NOOO LIKE GENUINELY 😭😭😭

parrot had wifies manipulating sooo many people, becoming the director, AND having an entire prison built just to keep his little bird safe; all because the fear of parrot dying was just too much.

AND THEO... he was genuinely enraged during that fight with oroboros bro... just silence, there was barely any quips 😭😭😭 he thought his huzz died and he locked in 😭😭😭😭 then, after that he just straight up GAVE UP... let the law take him and all oh my goshhh... all that just because he thought parrot wouldn’t be by his side anymore... it’s such a surprising thing from him considering how at the start of the series theo was known for like. being unloyal and always looking for fights... then the moment he thought parrot died he let himself be taken as a prisoner by his current biggest enemy. im trying to be so normal right now

parrot this is why you can’t die. by extension you’d have multiple people dying too because they want you bad bro

[theorrot]

Who do you think left more lasting marks on parrot? Wifies or Theo?

I feel like theo would marks on his underside while wifies would be obsessed with giving marks on parrot's top side, parrot forever having the scar of wifies' bite marks....

OH WITHOUT A DOUBT I WILL SAY WIFIES. even after he dies he continues to haunt parrot’s narrative. there’s not a lot of people that can rival wifies’ significance in parrot’s life... he marked parrot physically, emotionally, psychologically—and every other ally.

also, trueee!! i agree with that! i imagine wifies being a dog and all would prefer biting, especially considering the predator-prey dynamic they have species-wise... meanwhile, theo prefers to leave hickeys!! it’s cute to think about... something something parrot’s neck, down to the chest, being covered in bite marks, while his thighs are littered with hickeys... uwah....

the thought of wifies biting parrot so deep the scar never fades.... uwaow.... that dog was Hungry

[theorrot]

sooo i HAVE something… so we’ve got two as director, but what if we had BOTH…

listen okay, so imagine we had both wifies AND theo as the ‘director’ (which would probably just be wifies being the director and theo killing absolutely everyone who tries to harm parrot and guards the place instead of mercs and/or the B.A.T)

like, honestly, just imagine that.

like two guys just fawning over parrot while trying to aurafarm like bro we can TELL you want that cookie bro. you ain’t good at hiding it.

moving on, i feel like this take would cause many heart shattering moments and even more problems but at the same time theowirrot… 💜 it’s like a love corner where two guys are desperately trying to get with one dude and kinda sorta have a love hate relationship w/ each other bc it’s like

“yo i like this guy.”

“hey i like that guy too.”

and collectively agrees to protect him but at the same time they BOTH like parrot so like it’s also kinda rivalry… who will parrot like back first or some stuff??? i also HC in this au parrot will it leave paragon bc wifies for one has theo to compete with for parrot’s love and affection and will not kill himself bc that means theo will get parrot, but theo in return wouldnt let parrot leave so he won’t die.

thoughts? :3

🎟 anon :3

🎟 ANON HIII ive been waiting to get to ur asks... u drop off the best horniest stuff WAHAHAHAHA

I know u sent in an ask before this one, but i wanted to respond to that (and some of the other ones youve sent) with a drawing, so, i’ll get to that later...

directorfies and directheo.. ..... . this is so good augh... wifies doing all the manipulating and theo executing it... i kind of thought about something whenever directheo comes to mind; if wifies sent those assassins after parrot to see what he’d do and “study” parrot, theo would send assassins after parrot so he could just come in and save parrot, by extension making parrot dependent on him. he could also study the mistakes and openings those assassins so the next ones he sends would be more effective on backing parrot into a corner. i saw someone say that directheo pretends to be dumb so parrot would be more transparent with him and it’s just. So gooddd.. he puts himself in a “lower” place than parrot just to reveal that he’s more than that.

it’s just so crazy to me that the most powerful player AND one of the strongest people are dangerously obsessed with parrot... parrot is both so lucky and unlucky to be the apple of their eyes...

there is definitely gonna be so many genres that happens with theofiesrot with both of them being the director 😭😭😭 but it’s okay because theofiesrot...The Yaoi Ever....

theofies just fighting for parrot’s attention while said guy just wants to escape is so funny to me. parrot, in this au, would definitely have more hopes of them changing their mind and letting him out. he’d think of theo’s adventurous nature and think “(he wouldn’t like to stay in this place for long. being a bird and especially liking to go out and stuff... i’m sure he’ll change his mind sooner or later.)” theo likes fighting too, and this place doesn’t really... require him to fight, it’ll get boring for him. meanwhile, theo would stay in whatever place for however long as long as parrot is safe... yeah, he’d get bored sometimes, but he could just go outside the walls to fight some random chungies and come back, not that hard to do. besides, the place is big enough for the two of them to fly around! (if parrot’s wings are clipped or just. gone here. theo could just carry him while flying, he wouldn’t mind)