#theofies

[koucae]

theorrotfies yuri based on my priv tweet

[theorrot]

that ask about girl parrot a few days ago is so sweet, i like to headcanon her as a fujoshi and she would be ecstatic to see her new boyfriend theo making out with her old boyfriend wifies. and i know wifies would be down bad enough to do it if it means parrot would forgive him for the paragon incident.

my parrot design really doesnt change no matter if shes a boy or a girl or an evil 3rd thing

[theofies]

yurika ☯️🧨 been doing nothing but working on actual rendered pieces so u get this one for now

[scxllia]

Theo ships except it's fem Theo who's still fit due to combat training but lowkey kinda a bimbo, it's just kinda subtle until it's sex where she's lowkey just dumb and whiny and loud while shamelessly crying for more

[parfieskiss]

something something parrt dies the mafia and wfies starts crashing outttt probably ooc but

wfies kidnaps th3o and start trying to dye his feathers green and getting him to act like parrt. yk with him being closest in species to parrt. wfies probably punishes him in some way whenever th3o acts out of character until he starts becoming compliant. after seeing DaDfies i do think he would do physical punishments and try to starve th3o

the only thing is i can’t imagine how wfies would get th3o there in the first place. like what would wfies use as leverage to get th3o to be there. maybe they meet up after farlands civ while wfies is grieving for parrt idk maybe th3o feels bad for wfies and says something about how theres no one else that could replace parrt and wfies agrees, but decides to make it his new passion project?

idk the logistics of it i’m just speaking out of my ass

[rarepair-civilization]

Hear me the hell out but Theo x wifies *Insert boos from the background*

!!

[koucae]

theofies shotgunning.....

[theofies]

THEOFIES????? OH YM GOD. OH MY ITHOUGRH I WAS A LUNQTIC FOR THINKING ABOUT THIS SHIP EBCAUSE I SAW NOOOOTHING WHEN I LOOKED AROUND 😭😭

Pspsps what do you think of high school AU Theo vs Wifies rivalry for Parrot, but then little does Theo know, Wifies is starting to take an interest in him like he's found a pretty bird in a pet store—a little less than how high he held Parrot in his perspective, but eventually it develops into something more shortly after he's been "cut off" by Parrot due to Director stuff translated into a high school au

Theo becomes closer to Parrot as his best friend, but lowkey isn't against fully cutting off Wifies since he found that guy kinda cool. He's just nooot quite sure what the hell happened between him and Parrot

But then, Theo gets into a fight with a bunch of randos, wanting to fuck with someone who has connections to the infamous Shoebilly. He makes it out, but he's lowkey pretty beaten up, and Wifies finds him and drags his ass to the clinic, talking about how he should be more careful and stuff

Theo just chuckles, instead treating the situation more dismissively, especially since this is normal for him.

Wifies, who still hasn't quite shaken up his unhealthy habits since the time he was obsessed with Parrot, grabs Theo a little forcefully by the chin to try and get his point through that dense fucking skull.

Theo, with his stength, can throw Wifies off pretty easily but he doesn't want to. He knows what Wifies is talking but he doesn't actually understand HOW possessive Wifies is about this shit. Not until Theo, blabbering about how he can easily fight back since he's jst good like that (mostly copium, to lighten the mood), is silenced quickly by a Wifies who kisses him hard enough he falls backwards onto the mildly stiff mattress.

Wifies has a hand clutched onto Theo's shirt, while the other still grabs hold onto Theo's chin to keep him down.

"I just don't want you to get hurt, is that so bad?"

And then Theo's all flustered like WOAH. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. WOOOAAAAHHHHH

Sorry im yapping its like waaaay early in the morning 😭

- ⛄️ anon

oh my goodness.. ALSO IT IS JUST FINE. i love long yapping like this Please share w me all of ur theofies worms. i must hear them ALL!! they r my favorite little bugs to ever bug adasdjonawjdjd highschool au theofies would be so Funny omfg. theo would be one of the 'popular jocks' who plays too many sports but doesnt really enjoy all the attention he gets... mainly hangs out with the stupider guys so he doesnt get picked on.. whilst wifies n parrot would be a pair of 'nerds' who only hang out due to not having many other friends (parrot having split off from most of his in like middleschool wwww) ^ SUCKER FOR NERDY X SPORTY TROPES

id be so embarrassed if i was parrot like actually. imagine ur new best friend is starting to crush on ur ex best friend (who u cut off for being too controlling and weird to you) wwww theo would be pretty avoidant of his feelings towards wifies too and play it off as a random feeling he got (this is totally a normal thing that Boys do.) whilst wifies would be increasingly anxious everytime theo gets into fights... to a point he'd come w parrot And theo to the nurses office (much to parrots dismay) more constantly.. even if he just peeks in like a worried dog LOL wifies would absolutely feel envy at both 🧨🦜 for both sides.. jealousy and envy that theo is parrots new best friend... and Envy that parrot is around theo a lot and hes the one who gets to study with him at his house!!

i can see them getting assigned a project together in ap history (something theo barely scraped into).. theo struggling w it and they end up studying at wifies house.. hm..