Discover Top Posts Tagged with #theonlymaleklainer

If I were dating you... then you'd be a guy.

I just choked on my tea.

#ask #answered asks #theonlymaleklainer #gabi answers stuff

theonlymaleklainer replied to your post: CHRISTOPHER WHERE ARE YOU I WANNA CHECK OUT YO HOT...

Every time. Every time someone mentions Chris’ ass, I just have three words in my mind: GOLD. LAMÉ. PANTS!

SAME BECAUSE ASS AND ALSO BULGE BUT MAINLY ASS OMG and i guess the song is cool too

Do you ever worry that you will have a kid and end up comparing him/her to (Stressbaker!)Kurt every second of every day?.. Where did this question come from? :P

Not really! But I will probably end up putting all sorts of baby stories in my stories. :)

#theonlymaleklainer

Fic Idea: Klaine get married, and the universe implodes because of the cutes.

I'M WORKING ON IT AND IT'S GLORIOUS.

ALSO APPARENTLY TODAY IS SHOUTING DAY.

LOUD NOISES.

#theonlymaleklainer #that was an Anchorman reference #I leave now to put mayo in a toaster

Wow... I need to stop Klaining. In Physics, I was using a Van De Graaff generator, and couldn't help thinking "I wonder what this would do to Blaine's hair - OOH, I bet Kurt would find it hot, and then klex."... Wow.

BLAINE'S HAIR WOULD BE HILARIOUS.

#theonlymaleklainer

Of Kurt and Blaine's kids, which one is Lucy's?

Both of them!!

Okay, so here's how it goes. Lucy and David got married, but he was killed in a car accident a few months after their wedding. Lucy moved in with Kurt and Blaine, and after their initial plans to adopt fell through, she agreed to be their surrogate. Kurt and Blaine's first child, Mollie, is the biological daughter of Kurt and Lucy.

ORIGINALLY I was writing Finchel, because even though it's not my favorite pairing, it's convenient. But a lot of people have expressed interested in Finn and Lucy ending up together, and I have to admit I like it. So...in my ultimate dream headcanon, Finn and Lucy end up spending a lot of time together, what with her giving birth to his brother's baby, and they start dating shortly after Mollie's birth. But, being Finn, he keeps hemming and hawing over whether he should propose or not. Meanwhile, she agrees to be Kurt and Blaine's surrogate for a second time, and their son Micah is biologically Blaine and Lucy's child.

And then it finally dawns on Finn that he adores Lucy and he wants to marry her and he finally proposes and they get married.

So Lucy is technically Mollie and Micah's mother, and their aunt. Kurt and Blaine don't keep it a secret from the kids, and tell them that Micah and Mollie grew in Aunt Lucy's tummy, but that they're their babies. Eventually, when they're old enough to understand, they'll explain the whole story, but that's the simple version and it's good enough for a six year old and a three year old.

And now Finn and Lucy have twins! So Mollie and Micah have twin-cousin-siblings!

And when Emily has to present her biology genetics project in her sophomore year, things get super confusing.

"So my dad was married to Mollie, and they had Kurt, and my mom was married to Christopher, and she had Finn, and my parents got married and had me, and then Finn married Lucy and Kurt married Blaine and Lucy had EVERYONE'S BABIES the end."

#theonlymaleklainer

Any real-life celebrities who Francey, Lucy, Mollie, Lilah, Jack, Brantley, Emily, Chris, Mollie, Micah, Chris and Ruby would look like? (Not that I'm putting pictures on my Family Tree or anything *shifty eyes*)

Francey Anderson Ford: Katy Perry

Lucy Trevelyan Hudson: Karen Gillan

Mollie Melrose Hummel: Amy Adams

Lilah Winthrop Anderson: Reese Witherspoon

Jack Anderson: um...haven't actually thought of that! Just tall and dark-haired, I suppose

Brantley Ford: Josh Hutcherson (just pretend he's older)

Emily Hudson-Hummel: Ariel Winter

Mollie Anderson-Hummel: Paige Fitzgerald, a little cutie from Toddlers and Tiaras (also, can't you totally see Kurt putting his little girl in beauty pageants?)

Micah Anderson Hummel: Asa Butterfield

Ruby Hudson: Kathryn Beaumont

Tate Hudson: Thomas Sangster