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im. taking a guess no one else is really talking so uh.
he. he shuffles around for his phone before pulling it out and opening a google doc!!!! there is. a whole ass list like he said. wow.
are we....... okay if i read off of this......
//@the-flys-buzz
[[YAYY SHES STILL WILLIG TO HELP :3]]
“Oh! I can still go over this if you’d like.! T.. though the office is busy-“
He was a ski—skinny fucker—er when al—alive. Like. RE—REALLY fuckin—in skinny.
Also, people—ple are weird.
-🔑
(Shhh… them subtly derailing the convo to yap about Terrence instead of themself shhhh… /silly)
“….Oh. I mean. That. That doesn’t make much sense. But- y..”
[HI! She stopped talking bc… wgat the tuck.]
Peo—people keep calling him a twink and he do—doesn’t like it.
-🔑
(SSSSHAKES YOU ELDI. LEAVE HAIRDRYER ALONE‼️‼️)
“….why are people calling him that..- actually? I don’t want to know-“
Yo—You’d be sur—surprised how many times that—at man has co—come back from the grave—ve.
Wa—watched a ghost version—ion of ‘im fight what is bas—basically GOD be—before. He also of—often comes back to tell an—anons he’s not gay
[They shrugged, as if this was NORMAL.] -🔑
(SHAKES KEY BY THE SHOULDERS. THIS AINT NORMAL HONEY /silly)
[I love breaking the fourth wall. Good job Key. Yay honesty !!!]
“…are. Are people calling him gay..-“
“Also.. w. Why does he come back exactly? Find the cause and hopefully try to end it-“
Dead.
An ya di—didn’t do nothin—in’, dad. Just didn’t fee—feel like say—saying his full name.
-🔑
“..Oh! If he’s dead there should be no worry.. yes..?”
[look at how.. happy she is. She’s trying. Because, she vaguely knows about him..but only positives..]
Fi—Fine, I’ll yap.
I’ve di—died like, 5 times… not nea—nearly as many ti—times as Bub—Bubble, at the hands—nds of thi—this one’s dad.
[They gestured to Steven when they said ‘this one’]
An—and got chased—sed thr—through the after—afterlife by ‘im. Twice, I bel—believe.
-🔑
(They’re. Only getting the surface level shit because. They’re not comfortable yet /hj)
“..w.whatdidIdo-“
“O..oh. Well- that’s. Well. I mean. Eh.. where is he now?”
[Key is crouched just outside the office, tail sweeping slowly across the floor]
Go—god damn. I’ve barely—ly said any—anything this wh—whole time…
-🔑
“..I.. I am still willing to help.! U.. unless you want to.. talk with your dads..-“
(they yowl like an angry cat and teleport away.)
- hairdryer anon (he will NOT square up wit the gal who killed his sister..)
“..w..well there they go.”
