“ yeah well, i’m gonna fuck your mom ! and not call her too ! i’m gonna ruin her summer !! i’m gonna fuck your mom twice and then never call her. and ! i don’t know your dad cause he ran out on you, but i’m gonna find him and i’m gonna fuck him too ! i’m gonna turn myself gay and them i’m gonna fuck him too ! i’m gonna fuck, i’m gonna suck his dick so good that he just has to change his whole life, and we’re gonna move into a place in the village for a couple of months and he’ll totally change his life and he’ll start wearing cut offs that are really tight and he’ll just— and then ! then i’ll go to some christian turn-you-not-gay-place and i’ll come back and go ‘ oh oh whats wrong with you faggot ? ’ and make him feel all bad about himself like oh what have i done ? yeah, well that’s what i’m gonna do if you mess with my kid ! ”
