#therealityhelix

[borathae]

Bby. The SA boys. Lingerie. What kind do they get her? I've been drawing a tiny bit for my own stories, and it's on my mind.

Fun fact about me? I think that lingerie doesn't suit me, like, I have yet to find a set where I actually feel sexy in 💔 BUT ON ANOTHER NOTE YES OMFG BARK BARK I actually like this concept so much omgmg 👀👀 let's just say that this is about "what they would generally get their woman" so we can include minimonijin as well 👀

Yoongi

black. handwoven lace with genuine gemstones, definitely likes a set with holsters and matching stockings, expensive to the point where you go "is 300 bucks really necessary for one bra?" but he likes to spoil her so don't ruin his fun <3, always replaces what he destroys ;)

Taehyung

red or black. definitely also someone who wants handmade lace and real gemstones, he likes vintage-y cuts and has a weakness for artsy touches like unique stitching, definitely pairs it with insanely expensive perfume

Jungkook

he either likes pastels or black. feminine cute lingerie is his weakness, likes the more simple styles that compliment her soft sides, definitely doesn't spend as much as others 'cause he is broke(er). he pairs it with something sense-related like a scented body cream or a massage candle (so he can massage her).

Hoseok

preference for red. kinkier materials like leather or latex as well as harness/bondage cuts, definitely the kind of lingerie that serves the purpose of looking good during kink play. definitely buys expensive make-up & matching shoes with it so she can get dolled-up if she wants to.

Seokjin

his mindset for lingerie is "if she is happy & feels sexy in it then it's my favourite" so he definitely goes for whatever she likes. he likes florals though because it's very beautiful to him. definitely hands it to her with flowers and chocolates.

Jimin

he wants her to feel like a walking art when she wears her lingerie. definitely also wants handmade lace and real gemstones. spends a fortune on it and pairs it with jewellery and a really good foot massage. he is a loverboy at heart <3

Namjoon

i see him liking "geometrical" designs if that makes sense. he likes sheer materials & lots of straps. it has a modern touch to it and carries a sense of submission to it. he doesn't pair it with anything else except a promise "wear it tonight and I'll help you rewrite your definition of pleasure."

This got way too detailed BUT I TOTALLY ENTERED FLOW STATE AND SPENT FOUR HOURS MAKING THIS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IF I GOT THIS KIND OF LINGERIE I WOULD FEEL SEXY TOO lowkey I don't even know which one I like the most omgmg what is your favourite my besties?

I want lingerie from...

Yoongi, goth boyfriend who spoils me rotten

Taehyung, artsy lover who adores me with luxury

Jungkook, cute loverboy with a preference for simplicity

Hoseok, kinky kinkster is being kinky YUM

Seokjin, loving boyfriend who is happy when I'm happy

Jimin, obsessed partner who wants me to feel beautiful

Namjoon, he will definitely be a little rough

Voting ended onJan 22

this might be my favourite post as of late. it has lists, a presentation i spent too much time on and a poll. this is so sexy to me HFAHDSF please besties send in more like these i fucking love searching for inspo and then posting it for you fadfk

[chemighoul]

@therealityhelix

You think people are out here sneezing on purpose?! Exploiting a reflex to personally attack you and your orchids?

I’m showing this to the Bat next time he asks why I’m holding up a Circle K so I can blame it on the cashier having hiccups.

[finz-art]

Hey quick question: are you and finnistoncrane the same person?

Oh, I WISH @finniestoncrane and I were the same person! If I had her fantastic skills, I could knock out comics with compelling characters, and engrossing storylines without a worry in the world - now THAT would be incredible! ://D

But to give you a straight answer: nope, I'm only my quiet, awkward, socially anxious self without any writing skills whatsoever ^-^/

[juspeczyk]

Finally got around to making that drow oc I've had waiting around since 2006 in bg3. It's not a perfect one to one, since Amarazzthia rarely speaks, and tav never shuts the fuck up, but I am being the dark skinned drow I want to see in the world.

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what's her class what's her alignment who is she vibing with do you have art/screenshots of her [twirling my hair and kicking my feet like at a slumber party]

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

It's because of the Lazarus Pit, you know? All of the weird, weird things that happen here.

Ohhhh..that makes perfect sense. Thanks, Helix!

[bogarielfrogariel]

dinked around a little bit on my durge playthrough and i just had to redraw this. vampire twink vs. werewolf butch, who will win

[brokentoys]

There's literally a whole comic from the 60s where he can't steal without leaving a riddle behind. And he expresses that he has to rob. So likely, depicted here - stealing is his obsession (kleptomania?) and leaving a riddle behind is his compulsion to feel better about the obsession.

he acknowledges this is indeed a mental thing. and does the 60s equivalent of looking up the symptoms on mayoclinic LOL. he even calls it a compulsion. (which yes, compulsions don't necessarily have to always be from OCD. But AGAIN - with the other traits. It's evident that Eddie has a form of OCD)

More stuff from the 60s is also trading this card from '66. Where Batman actually considered Riddler to be more "insane" than Joker, and obviously because Riddler was indeed meant to be actually mentally ill. (and well, you know how ppl treated the mentally ill back in the 60s)

And there's also the 60s series. Sometimes in the villains' hideouts, they'll have signs that relate to the character.

The Joker has ones which says stuff like "service with a SMILE" (since he's a clown. However...

However... Riddler had ones that said "HELP KEEP THIS PLACE CLEAN" and "DON'T BE A LITTERBUG." Which is also because it's a stereotype (and well, true for many) that OCD manifests in keeping clean and being germaphobic.

And more modern examples being when in "Solitaire"/Nu52, when Eddie had to literally do breathing exercises/meditations because he was on the verge of panicking after a woman punched him, and forced him to do his second riddle instead of his third. (So, here he appears to have a compulsion for orderliness. Which is honestly what I hc him with.) And "clean things" still seem to soothe him.

Then there's Chronicles (from 95 - can't quite remember the year?) where he starts panicking more and more because he's not leaving any riddles behind.

And other things being an Animated Series booklet (for a figurine) literally referring to Ed's OCD being the reason he leaves clues behind.

And these Ark City designs mentioning his OCD twice.

so yeah. ed has OCD. :)

[canadian-riddler]

No, but you're totally right about Big Arms Nigma, I mean, in the Arkham games they have him climbing all over creation to place his trophies, making robots, building escape rooms, and we're supposed to believe he does all that as Twiggy McGee? Naw, give that man some beef!

Anyway, this has been Strong Feelings With Helix.

#beefcakeriddlersupremacy