my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.
all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.
you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%
I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that
It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.
diversity win! this b-roll shot of a traumatized reporter staring contemplatively into the middle distance in the netflix fred and rose west documentary features intersectional pride flags!
Beware the promises you make to the Goblin Queen . . . especially if you plan to break them. An all-new graphic novel!
THE GOBLIN THRONE IS LIVE ON KICKSTARTER!
My newest book, an adult lesbian folk-horror-romance graphic novel about a goblin marriage contract gone very, very wrong, is being published by the wonderful folks over at Iron Circus Comics -- and you can finally get a copy!
I've been working on this book since 2023, and it's my finest, nastiest comic yet. It's a three-part fable told from three perspectives, about a young woman who makes a bargain with the queen of the goblins to trade her firstborn child in exchange for protection from a young man in her village who's been following her. Unfortunately, she is unprepared for the consequences that follow this bargain -- and the consequences of breaking a vow made to a monster.
Like all my books, this comic is drawn entirely by hand, in colored pencil! (Also, there's an opportunity in the Kickstarter to buy a page of original art from the book from me, which is something I almost never sell...)
If you're a "read it before you buy it" type, good news -- I'm also posting pages of this comic as a webcomic. Over half of the story is already up, and I'm posting a page a day til the bitter end. You can follow along this summer as the story reaches its conclusion!
If you're a person who likes lesbian horror-romance, and original fables served with a lot of moral complexity, I hope you'll check this out <3
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