#therealjeff

[goodnaturedviolence]

@the-real-jeff​; continued from X;;

He felt his words almost on a spiritual level. Life always seemed to have a way of saying ‘fuck you’ especially when he tried to be nice. This was one of the many reason, he rarely tried. If someone held his interest then sure, he’d put in the effort, but most people didn’t tend to make that cut. Actually, he found most people to be either annoying or just plain boring. 

     “---Ah, ya know, jus’ on my way back from work.” Could you really call street fights work though? “I parked a few streets over.”

[goodnaturedviolence]

@the-real-jeff; continued from X;;

       [ ✉ #upside-down guy ] You should for sure buy the candy.

        [ ✉ #upside-down guy ] & we should fight.

        [ ✉ #upside-down guy ] It’ll be fun. xD

[redheadedgunslinger-blog]

@the-real-jeff​ 

He always said he was going to be more careful, but was he ever actually more careful? Fuck no, and his wild-card personality and short-fuse temper had gotten him into this situation. Vince stumbled into the alleyway, panting for breath and holding his hand against his bloody shoulder. Three bullets lodged there in succession, three, fuck was he going to bleed out? He couldn’t afford to, he didn’t want to die here, in this scummy old alley way.

He leaned against the wall and focused on breathing, his free hand gripping tightly onto his gun, finger tensed on the trigger. He peered around the corner, looking for anyone pursuing him to finish the job. He was completely unaware of the man only a few feet away from him, smoking a cigarette in the dark.

[askredrhymer]

6, 10, 9 [for Red AND SlenderMan!]

6. Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you?

Slenderman: Not necessarily. Most describe me as something fearsome, one that someone should take caution with.

Red: Yes? A lot of people call me cute and beautiful for some reason...

9. What’s something people have tried to force you to do?

Slenderman: Many Proxies have attempted to get me to free them after they have become a servant of mine.

Red: Um... Quite a bit of people have tried to get me to turn rogue and go against my master.

10. How do you spend your free time?

Slenderman: I generally read a book and listen to some music at home.

Red: Oh, I like to work on my garden, sometimes make soaps and whatnot with my plants.

[askredrhymer]

Here's how we get the gravity shoes: moon shoes! Jumpin' up and down like a kangaroo! Moonshoes! Going ahead honey I really fly, me and friends jumping really high. Man these shoes defy gravity, gotta get those shoes it's a necessity! Moonshoes!

[maskedsart]

A little something for @the-real-jeff.

[Commission Information]

[southie-dakotie]

19

19: (truth) What is the first thing you remember having to keep secret? (dare) Tag five bloggers who you associate with being obsessed with something particular, and list what each of them is obsessed with.

imma pick dare tbh cause i dont wanna blurb out a secret

1. YOU, FUCKER. FUCKING OBSESSED WITH RvB.

2. the-real-jeff: the mun is obsessed with nightvale there is no saving them

3. my friend izzy who i forget her main url tbh. she fuckig loves loki man lemme tell you

4. entrailinq loves zoms and i can’t blame ‘em like dam

5. i can’t think of a last person tbh im a sham

[askredrhymer]

@the-real-jeff. Noticed in the post that Jeff had a little trouble reading so what if Roxy got him some glassess???