#thereasontheyhateme

[quadrupleshotgunhallway]

Talk about your favorite movies or if you don't really have strong feelings about that tell me something you really hate or a controversial opinion you hold...yay!yay

I WUV YOU >:( YAY!YAY

tbh i never know which of my opinions r controversial lik any1 that actually brags abt their controversial opinions r either idiots or know that what theyre saying is incredibly milquetoast and not something that matters at all.....i literally cant stop watching the matrix trilogy i cannot stop its a curse i love them so much theyre so so so so so so stupid like the 3rd one isnt even good but i love to see mr reeves do flippies. i think he needed to make like 300% more nerd references and also i think the 2nd movie should have been completely interrupted halfway thru with a deftones concert like yknow in the scooby doo movies hwen the hex girls will jsut show up and do a whole number? i think smash mouth did too I WANT THAT

also i dont understand why ppl care so much abt being in the matrix like im cool w it....also green lighting is scuh a sad choice everyone in that movie is incredibly sexy but if i was ever shot in green light i think id start hissing and die of ugliness. also everytime i see u on my dash i wanna watch tom cruise movies bc ive honest 2 god never seen one i need ur cruise epic moments recs. hi : )

[kokkuri3]

gilbert for da asks thing

Sexuality: Gay but you literally have to have the literary analysis skills of a toddler in order to think he’s anything else. Has not and will never have sex

Gender: Definitely a man but also like. He canonically asks another man what a woman is at the age of twenty four and is completely fucking serious in doing so I genuinely don’t believe he completely understands gender as a construct. Also kind of soda bottle “GENDER” mentos “AUTISM” but like in a way where he’s also definitely a misogynist

Ship: None really they all kind of suck and I cannot imagine him wanting to associate with any canon character sexually or romantically

BrOTP: Him/Oz/Alice :)

NOTP: You know

Headcanon: A while back Gavriel and I had a conversation where we reached the conclusion that Gil is kinda homophobic to his brother but not deliberately or anything and he doesn’t like, consciously know or particularly care whether Vincent is attracted to men he just kind of routinely indirectly insults Vincent’s masculinity without really intending for reasons of Vincent’s kinda weird and skinny and has long hair. Also that one post where I said Noise was the PH character most likely to vomit on you on purpose while Gil is the least likely but that Gil was by far the most likely to vomit on you accidentally. Both of these are really really mean I’m sorry I like him a lot I promise

General opinion: Favorite male character/probably 2nd favorite character overall but no one believes me because I’m egocentric and talk more about characters I think are like myself and also I like bullying him too much. I’m glad he’s Mochizuki’s favorite boy

[bluntforceheadtrauma]

Show me a purple animal if youd like

oh man *scrambling around in the image folder*

this is the only one i have

[traszka]

I cant think of a third but two characters I associate w you would be randal, and ashe from wh (mainly bc of your art of him) :3

OH thank you! off the shits pride

[sluttynurse]

I think 5B but your vibe is so intellectual that Idk on any of the last row

stoner lisa + cat stuff... intellectual vibe where i haven't opened a single book this quarantine

[mothersfavourite]

The phattest baldest cannibals in the world all under one tent... welcome to my circus

is this my new blog description?

[dengeki-gs]

Tell me something u learned today ^_^

ooh this is a good one. To

[residentevildash-moved]

💢 what do you NOT like about your hyperfixation? is there something you would want to change about it?

GAH ok so. i’m gonna sort this into bullet points

i HATE running into racist idiot gamerdudes in matches. i would get rid of all of them and only let decent people play tf2

the mercs r whitewashed in the comics :/ would change that so they look truer 2 their in-game tones. while we’re on that i think less of them should b white & there should also b more women

sentries when they rock my shit

i have more thoughts but they r hard 2 organize. medic x heavy should b Canon canon