#thermidorette

[istherobespierrecute]

My senior robespierre is tired all the time :(

poor peepaw robi :( try upping his orange intake and encourage him to go feed some pigeons at the local park. remind him to take breaks. robespierres often forget to stop and take a breather when they really care about something. best of luck, citizen!!

[comite-de-salut-public]

*Quietly leaves this at the door of the cps*

Why would you do such a thing? This is dangerous, not to mention mean, rude, and wasteful! It's lucky that Citizen Robespierre wasn't at work today, or he might've been injured and then we'd have to arrest you.

[isthenapoleoncute]

i dont like that skeleton trying to fish my napoleon, is that normal?

Rating: Cute!

Nah, that skeleton is helping Napoleon climb atop of the graves! These two are having a symbiotic relationship. If it really makes you uncomfortable, you can “shoo” the skeleton away - it’s not like it can fight you, it has no muscles - but this is pretty safe, especially since this is a young, healthy napoleon! He can handle it.

[istherobespierrecute]

help, my robespierre has taken interest on riding horses while chopping heads, is this normal behavior for a robespierre?

Is the Robespierre cute?

Oh my, citizen! This is certainly not typical Robespierre behavior! Your Robespierre has obviously been greatly disgruntled and disturbed by something (or someone). I didn't know Robespierres could even ride horses. Your Robespierre has learned something new and so have I! I recommend assisting your Robespierre with getting down from this horse safely, and reading him a Rousseau passage or two to help him calm down. Bring him a fruit tarte, your upset Robespierre needs all the care and support you can offer him in this difficult moment! Be a virtuous Robespierre haver!

Verdict: No, this Robespierre is not cute. He's so angry, that isn't good!