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Variations of Maximilien Robespierre over light blue.
I feel this deserves to be submitted to @istherobespierrecute for important review💖
What about this Robespierre? Is he really smoking? Is he allowed to do that?!
He's French, of course Robespierres are allowed to smoke. Despite the fragile health of many Robespierres, this matters not. Let's all hope he doesn't forget he's holding a cigarette and catch his wig or manuscript on fire.
This Robespierre is, although acting out of character, cute!
so i went to the fete de la federation today and saw this poor robespierre that looked like he wasn't having a great time. i wonder who would be irresponsible enough to take a robespierre to a fete de la federation knowing he would be exposed to lafayette shenanigans
oh my gosh, citoyenne! thank you for reporting this unhappy robespierre :( Robespierres are very agitated by Lafayettes, and perhaps rightfully so. These two species do not agree on much and don't really get along. Robespierres very much dislike Lafayettes' prideful and reckless tendencies (like allowing their troops to use cannons on civilians and chase down sick Marats) I hope whoever is responsible for this Robespierre will be more mindful in the future, and maybe take him to the festival of the Supreme Being next year instead.
This is the strangest blog I've seen in a while, and I am so glad it exists. This is what the internet was made for. Thank you for helping people better care for their Robespierres!
Thank you, dear citizen! I'm glad you like the blog, and I hope that despite all the funny posts it encourages people to look into Robespierre and the true events of the French Revolution!
Is the Robespierre emoji I dreamed of cute?
Hi citoyen(ne)! Your Robespierre looks very scared (?) What has upset your Robespierre so? I need further information before this Robespierre can ethically be deemed cute! It's important to respect all Robespierres' feelings and space.
Unfortunately he seems to have watched 'Danton' 1983 through my shoulder but after a walk and some pigeon feeding he looks so much healthier already! Your account is a blessing for first-time Robespierre holders.
Thank you for the update, kind citizen! That movie would make even the calmest Robespierre shudder. Your Robespierre was no doubt disturbed by the wacky food and other interactions with the movie's Danton. I'm glad you were able to take your Robespierre's mind off that odd movie! With this information, we can safely say that your Robespierre is cute!
Is the Robespierre emoji I dreamed of cute?
Hi citoyen(ne)! Your Robespierre looks very scared (?) What has upset your Robespierre so? I need further information before this Robespierre can ethically be deemed cute! It's important to respect all Robespierres' feelings and space.
Hi, I recently adopted a Robespierre I think he's a little lonely while I'm at work. I wanted to get him a companion. I thought about getting him a Camille or a Saint-Just. Which one do you recommend? Is it really a bad idea to get both at once? Thanks!
Greetings, citoyen(ne)! It's admirable that you wish to get your Robespierre a companion! I would recommend only getting either a Camille or a Saint-Just, as these species do not really get along well together, causing distress for all parties involved, including Robespierres, who wish for everyone to get along. Camilles can be quite rambunctious and swayed easily by wild Dantons. Saint-Justs can be very sensitive to such light-hearted behaviours from those they don't take kindly to. Seperately, they would both be a nice friend to your Robespierre, but not together!
Some other suitable companions for your Robespierre might be a Le Bas, Eléanore, David, or Couthon!
Hey @istherobespierrecute, if I get my Robespierre a Couthon as company, do you know if they're still doing the offer where you get a free rabbit with every Couthon? I think my Robespierre would quite like a bunny to play with, too.
This is a wonderful question, citizen! Most Couthons do in fact come with a rabbit (or even two!) included in their companionship. Robespierres care for and enjoy the company of most animals (just not horses!) so I think a Couthon with a rabbit buddy would be a wonderful friend for your Robespierre!
Hi, I recently adopted a Robespierre I think he's a little lonely while I'm at work. I wanted to get him a companion. I thought about getting him a Camille or a Saint-Just. Which one do you recommend? Is it really a bad idea to get both at once? Thanks!
Greetings, citoyen(ne)! It's admirable that you wish to get your Robespierre a companion! I would recommend only getting either a Camille or a Saint-Just, as these species do not really get along well together, causing distress for all parties involved, including Robespierres, who wish for everyone to get along. Camilles can be quite rambunctious and swayed easily by wild Dantons. Saint-Justs can be very sensitive to such light-hearted behaviours from those they don't take kindly to. Seperately, they would both be a nice friend to your Robespierre, but not together!
Some other suitable companions for your Robespierre might be a Le Bas, Eléanore, David, or Couthon!
I was wondering whether my Robespierre was cute or not
so I figured I'd ask the professional
Hi citoyen(ne)! Thank you for sharing your lovely Robespierre! I really like the lines and glasses 🫶🏻 Keep up the good work caring for your Roro!
Verdict: Yes, this Robespierre is cute!
I had a Robespierre when I was a teenager. He was a faithful companion to me for many years, but I didn't know as much about proper Robespierre handling as I probably should have... at the time, I thought the odd behavior depicted here was cute, but should I have been more concerned?
Recently my Robespierre has developed a taste for drinking the blood of his enemies, is that healthy for him? I'm a bit concerned...
Fret not, concerned citizen! This means your Robespierre is doing what he does best- stopping tyrants! As long as your Robespierre is also eating lots of fruit and pastries alongside the blood of gross aristocrats, his diet is balanced and there is no cause for concern.
I drew a Robespierre for his birthday. I couldn't resist...
Thank you for the wonderful art, citoyen(ne)! It's very lovely, and I think any Robespierre would be very touched by your care and attention to detail!
Verdict: Yes, this Robespierre is very cute! (And happy late birthday to all our Robespierres)
I was simply trying to hype my Robespierre up a bit (he looked like he was felling a bit down) Without really reflecting how Robespierre would interpret it I said “you are such a king” . . .
He has been in an existential crisis ever since, it’s been three days . . .Help
oh no, citizen! we must be careful to not call our robespierres dictators, kings, or anything of the sort, as even being jokingly accused of such tyranny upsets any robespierre greatly! i hope that you were able to sort out this issue with your robespierre, but if he is still sulking, i recommend getting him a treat from his favorite bakery, preferably something with oranges!
best of luck, and may we all be mindful of what we address our virtuous robespierres as in the future to ensure their happiness and safety!
help me, I found a rather...unsettling Robespierre in the "Az ember tragèdiája" cartoon!! (i think even Saint-Just is scared in the back)
what in the name of the supreme being!
this robespierre has frightened the poor saint-just's face clean off ! i do like this robespierre's coat and cravat, but what have they done to this poor robi to make his face look like... that ?
How do we celebrate our robespierres’ birthdays without scaring them
as Robespierres aren't fond of loud noises and lots of people, i'd recommend getting your Robespierre a pie or tarte elegantly decorated with orange slices and having a small gathering with a few people your Robespierre holds most dear! do NOT bring fireworks or party poppers (or guns) to your Robespierre's birthday party!! Robespierres HATE them, and it scares their animal friends too :(
Example below of a happy Robespierre who is having a good time at his birthday celebration. Not a guillotine in sight! This Roro is safe and happy !
My senior robespierre is tired all the time :(
poor peepaw robi :( try upping his orange intake and encourage him to go feed some pigeons at the local park. remind him to take breaks. robespierres often forget to stop and take a breather when they really care about something. best of luck, citizen!!
Thank you, but apparely it's my neighbor's Danton who keeps messing his wig and offering wacky food to eat, so I have decided to stop allowing them to hang out together and my robespierre looks much healthier now!
My senior robespierre is tired all the time :(
poor peepaw robi :( try upping his orange intake and encourage him to go feed some pigeons at the local park. remind him to take breaks. robespierres often forget to stop and take a breather when they really care about something. best of luck, citizen!!