Jul 11, 2025
Theron: *At the Evil Barbershop* I want a haircut that says I’m edgy and cool! Thinking sort of a “he’s-a-traitor-but-he’s-hot” look.
Evil Barber: I got you!
Theron:
Theron: *Holding back tears* … Yeah. Just. Just like that thanks.
seen from China
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from France
seen from Togo
seen from Israel
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Poland
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
Theron: *At the Evil Barbershop* I want a haircut that says I’m edgy and cool! Thinking sort of a “he’s-a-traitor-but-he’s-hot” look.
Evil Barber: I got you!
Theron:
Theron: *Holding back tears* … Yeah. Just. Just like that thanks.
Theron is the kind of guy who masters useless skills. Like yo-yo tricks. Utterly pointless, but absolutely mesmerizing to watch.
Theron is the slutty pool boy of SWTOR
In a Western AU is Theron…
The protagonist’s cowboy hat
The villain’s cowboy hat
The evil rooster that is the true villain
Horse
Horse but worse
The bank that keeps getting robbed
Wheat field
Theron…
Is surprisingly good at roller skating
Breaks his arm roller skating
I’m tired of people hating on oatmeal raisin cookies. I love them, and I have decided that Theron does too.
Theron shuffling around his house in a red bathrobe and a pair of old man slippers, datapad tucked under his arm, looking absolutely wrecked and disheveled as hell.
Theron gives off the vibes of someone who likes candy corn and gets offended when other people say it’s nasty.