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A helpful guide to telling Theron apart from his dad.

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"hands are made for holding" not in star wars. in star wars theyre made for geting chopped off..

Why does Theron look so sad in this picture???

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Theron is the slutty pool boy of SWTOR

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What household appliance is Theron?

Toaster oven

Ceiling fan

Washing machine

Microwave

Automatic dog food dispenser

Blender

Voting ended onFeb 22

#this is such a serious blog #only asking the deep questions here #theron shan #swtor #theron thoughts #swtor theron #theron slander #theron #theron shan slander #theron shan swtor

In a Western AU is Theron…

The protagonist’s cowboy hat

The villain’s cowboy hat

The evil rooster that is the true villain

Horse

Horse but worse

The bank that keeps getting robbed

Wheat field

Voting ended onFeb 9

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Theron gives off the same vibes as a ham and cheese sandwich.

#I don’t even eat ham #I just get those vibes from him #theron shan #swtor #theron thoughts #swtor theron #theron slander #theron #theron shan slander #theron shan swtor

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Theron…

Is surprisingly good at roller skating

Breaks his arm roller skating

Voting ended onFeb 1

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#this is the perfect answer

Theron…

Is surprisingly good at roller skating

Breaks his arm roller skating

Voting ended onFeb 1

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Theron is the kind of guy who masters useless skills. Like yo-yo tricks. Utterly pointless, but absolutely mesmerizing to watch.

#people who are really good at yo-yo tricks are nerds #theron included #no hate to yo-yo enthusiasts #but also a little shade #theron shan #swtor #theron thoughts #swtor theron #theron slander #theron #theron shan slander #theron shan swtor #theron thursday

I’m tired of people hating on oatmeal raisin cookies. I love them, and I have decided that Theron does too.

#like nothing gets better than a warm oatmeal raisin cookie #theron shan #swtor #theron thoughts #swtor theron #theron #theron shan swtor

Theron: *At the Evil Barbershop* I want a haircut that says I’m edgy and cool! Thinking sort of a “he’s-a-traitor-but-he’s-hot” look.

Evil Barber: I got you!

Theron:

Theron: *Holding back tears* … Yeah. Just. Just like that thanks.

#i have nightmares about this hair #theron shan #swtor #theron thoughts #swtor theron #theron slander #theron #theron shan slander #theron shan swtor

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Theron shuffling around his house in a red bathrobe and a pair of old man slippers, datapad tucked under his arm, looking absolutely wrecked and disheveled as hell.

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An important addition from @mariacallous

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Theron and Robin have the same energy in my mind. Specifically Lego Robin from the Lego Batman Movie. I will not elaborate, it just feels right.

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You already know that this is his Halloween costume. (Lana is Batman)

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Theron and Robin have the same energy in my mind. Specifically Lego Robin from the Lego Batman Movie. I will not elaborate, it just feels right.

#theron shan #swtor #swtor theron #theron thoughts #theron slander #theron shan slander #robin #robin slander i guess #lego batman movie

Theron gives off the vibes of someone who likes candy corn and gets offended when other people say it’s nasty.

#theron shan #swtor #swtor theron #theron thoughts #theron slander #theron #theron shan slander #fish boy #likes his candy and his corn #halloween #swtor Halloween #it’s spooky season bitches get ready #we have some spooky slander cooking up #probably #idk I usually just post whenever im feeling chaotic

What’s More Cursed?

Theron with a bushy mustache

Theron with a bushy beard

Voting ended onAug 22, 2024

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