#thesafestbench

[thesafestbench]

*Throws a flea at you.*

AAAAAA

@yourfavoritebench HELP BUT LIKE DONT KILL IT ITS REALLY CUTE JUST LIKE BAT IT AWAY

[thesafestbench]

(A bug saws the Bottom part off and adds on 4 Legs before lifting the Bench up and Bringing it to the Hunters March Bench)

The bench somehow doesn’t crumble and is now next to the hunters march bench very confused dazed. And in pain, given it had been transported from bilewater through sinners road, greymoor and far fields and deep docks just to get to Hunters March.

@yourfavoritebench

[thesafestbench]

The bench(es) are taken to Bilewater's clear lake. A note that says "sorry" is put on the ground.

A little bit of the bench crumbles off

“…oh- it’s…”

“….it’s beautiful…”

@yourfavoritebench

[thesafestbench]

[I sit on the bench]

The bench begins to crumble away, shaking as the ground starts to crack. Before you know you are plummeted down into the maggot ridden waters.

But the bench.

They had just one thought in their final moments, as piece after piece of itself splintered away.

They wished they could’ve gotten to say goodbye, and how happy they were they got to know you in the first place, and how you made their life worth it.

And then they’re gone

As if they never existed

[thesafestbench]

bench i dont know how many kinds of bugs you've seen but if you were to be a bug what would you be like

Maybe a skarr so I could-

uh

nevermind

[thesafestbench]

baby bench are you safe to sit on?

the bench is too small, if sat on it would be crushed.

[thesafestbench]

*loafs on the bench.*

The tape falls away.

HOLY SHIT GET OFF ME.

[thesafestbench]

*Gently and carefully places a beret, palette, paintbrush, and baguette onto you*

"??????"

A little bit of the bench flakes off.