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@thesafestbench
I need to be stopped
uhhh mod is @duckofmisfortuneoffical
it’s the safest bench ever
i promise
The bench is dead
it is gone
someone sat down
and now you’ll never see them again
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*trips over the baby bench*
*the bench is fine but the anon has a comically large lump on their head*
wa!
I’m sorry :( are you ok?
Hey... You hae not posted in 8 Days.... Are you Busy Taking Care of Child?
uh.. I uh. what does "taking care" entail
@thesafestbench am I taking care of you
Hwuh… I been eeping
do I have to take care of you while you sleep? sorry I've never. taken care of anything
from what I’ve heard from pilgrims you took care of mama
...
not well enough.
yeah probably but you did your best
Hey... You hae not posted in 8 Days.... Are you Busy Taking Care of Child?
uh.. I uh. what does "taking care" entail
@thesafestbench am I taking care of you
Hwuh… I been eeping
do I have to take care of you while you sleep? sorry I've never. taken care of anything
from what I’ve heard from pilgrims you took care of mama
Hey... You hae not posted in 8 Days.... Are you Busy Taking Care of Child?
uh.. I uh. what does "taking care" entail
@thesafestbench am I taking care of you
Hwuh… I been eeping
*comes back to life to be incredibly gay before dying again*
canonical genders and sexualities for pride month! Yippee!!
Lamina: Agender, AroAce
Sable: Demigirl, Lesbian, Ace
Thistle: Agender, AroAce
Lyra: Sapphic
Vigilant: Berrisexual, Demigirl
Bench: Pangender Pansexual
Pokenabbin: Agender AroAce
THE US GOVERNMENT: Pangender straight
Bell: Enby, Ace, bi.
Hey Rember that Bench? Yeah it ded. They have a Child Though Just up in the Pale Lake with their Other Parent (The Bench's Partner) you killed a mother.
Firstly, I don't care about who dies.
Secondly... what... It's a bench. What. Ho-how... did you perhaps have an intoxication?
We are talking about A BENCH, who had 1. A mate. 2. A child.
You realise that none of this make sense, right? RIGHT?!
where did mama go? :<
WhaDaAbyssThisIsRealHowIsThisPossibleThisDoesn'tMakeAnySense.
.
.
Gone.
She. Is. Gone... Little. Child.
And you may be too if you stay in the rot.
They’re… gone?
No no no, they’ll be back soon
They just went for a swim!!
...Sure...If that what make you sleep at night. Let's go with THAT scenario.
Anyway you have another parent that most likely don't like me so go bother them instead. And I don't like children.
Actually I don't like being dishonest. Your parent is dead child. They are dead. Crumbled into a pill of splinter, dust and rot. Your parent is no more than basic elements, returned to the environnement they were taken from: ME!
Their is nothing left of them but memories and a small bit of rot inside mine
T-they’re dead?
the tiny bench began to scream
Hey Rember that Bench? Yeah it ded. They have a Child Though Just up in the Pale Lake with their Other Parent (The Bench's Partner) you killed a mother.
Firstly, I don't care about who dies.
Secondly... what... It's a bench. What. Ho-how... did you perhaps have an intoxication?
We are talking about A BENCH, who had 1. A mate. 2. A child.
You realise that none of this make sense, right? RIGHT?!
where did mama go? :<
WhaDaAbyssThisIsRealHowIsThisPossibleThisDoesn'tMakeAnySense.
.
.
Gone.
She. Is. Gone... Little. Child.
And you may be too if you stay in the rot.
They’re… gone?
No no no, they’ll be back soon
They just went for a swim!!
Hey Rember that Bench? Yeah it ded. They have a Child Though Just up in the Pale Lake with their Other Parent (The Bench's Partner) you killed a mother.
Firstly, I don't care about who dies.
Secondly... what... It's a bench. What. Ho-how... did you perhaps have an intoxication?
We are talking about A BENCH, who had 1. A mate. 2. A child.
You realise that none of this make sense, right? RIGHT?!
where did mama go? :<
You should have a different post tag for the mini bench.
ooc yeah probably I’m just lazy
*A tiny version of @thesafestbench appears before you. It is crying.*
a- what?
a child?? what.. what theFUCK IS THAT
.....hello?
W-Where did mama go?
I want mama back :(
.. I.
I don't know.. well, I do, but.
they just.. disappeared. everything I know is from bugs relaying vague news...
um. how.. long have you existed?
Uh… 3 days I think?
Wait… what do you mean disappeared?
we came here to look over this lake. they wanted it. I was supposed to be here with..
and then they disappeared.
Oh… they were back in the room and then someone sat down I think, and then the floor went poof, so I think they took a swim :>
I.. they...
[the bench doesn't respond.]
Ye!!! I hope I can see them again soon :> I miss them lots
baby bench are you safe to sit on?
the bench is too small, if sat on it would be crushed.
we asked the baby bench, not you
I'm too small, I need to grow big and strong liek mama!!!
baby bench are you safe to sit on?
the bench is too small, if sat on it would be crushed.
*A tiny version of @thesafestbench appears before you. It is crying.*
a- what?
a child?? what.. what theFUCK IS THAT
.....hello?
W-Where did mama go?
I want mama back :(
.. I.
I don't know.. well, I do, but.
they just.. disappeared. everything I know is from bugs relaying vague news...
um. how.. long have you existed?
Uh… 3 days I think?
Wait… what do you mean disappeared?
we came here to look over this lake. they wanted it. I was supposed to be here with..
and then they disappeared.
Oh… they were back in the room and then someone sat down I think, and then the floor went poof, so I think they took a swim :>
*A tiny version of @thesafestbench appears before you. It is crying.*
a- what?
a child?? what.. what theFUCK IS THAT
.....hello?
W-Where did mama go?
I want mama back :(
.. I.
I don't know.. well, I do, but.
they just.. disappeared. everything I know is from bugs relaying vague news...
um. how.. long have you existed?
Uh… 3 days I think?
Wait… what do you mean disappeared?
*A tiny version of @thesafestbench appears before you. It is crying.*
a- what?
a child?? what.. what theFUCK IS THAT
.....hello?
W-Where did mama go?
I want mama back :(
