Dec 16, 2020
Composers According to The Classical Fandom
Mozart: shit Beethoven: UwU smol angy man hehe asdfghjkl
Bach: 19 kids and counting
Liszt: hot🔥😍singles💇🏻👸🏼in your area🗺📌!!!!!!
Chopin: tuberculosis bitch
Brahms: sonic the hedgehog
Handel: fat
Shostakovich: omgstalinomgsiegeofleningradomgtorturedgeniusomgstalinomgdissidenceomgsuicidenoteomginterptetationomganxietyomgwhATDOESITMEEEEEAN
Paganini: literally satan
Vivaldi: praaaaaaise-a Jesus-a
Tchaikovsky: gay
Bartók: isn’t that the bat from Anastasia
Clara Schumann: we are gay
Robert Schumann: Hand job gone wrong
Bruckner: in jail
Grainger: bruckner’s cellmate
Wagner: no ❤️
Mahler: M̷̛̎è̴̚ ̷̀̌h̵̍͘é̶̈́ả̴̈́ṙ̸̕t̷̅̕ ̸̽̂m̶͌̓e̵͛̒ ̷͂̈́k̷̈́́i̷̎̅d̴̀͌s̶̄̓
Alma Mahler: Muffin whore