Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here

Charlotte, she/her, 20, US. Studying for a dual degree in music and classical civilization. my own worst enemy and ur worst librarian.

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[madqueenalanna]

“you couldn’t adapt odysseus the way he is in the poem (ruthless, relentless, arrogant, unfaithful, cunning, vindictive, unbothered by the consequences of his schemes) bc it’s wayyy too alienating to modern sensibilities” is an interesting statement i keep seeing repeated. when like one of the most universally beloved characters from an incredibly acclaimed story recently has been saul goodman

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[diggingthesecretgarden]

Ray Bradbury??? What are you doing here MVIII

[nyancrimew]

[eosofspades]

[diggingthesecretgarden]

Crucially, professors do not do this. They will be the first ones to ask— nay beg— you to stay home. Every college is but a colony of sickly nerds trying desperately to avoid catching each other’s germs.

[diggingthesecretgarden]

How to make appointment to see therapist for depression when I’m too depressed to make an appointment -ai

[diggingthesecretgarden]

The summer I turned pretty but it’s the summer I was consul and instead of two hot guys it’s the entire senate trying to bribe me

[pig]

[chestnuthorse]

[evildykehag]

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

[everyday-cutephoto]

[diggingthesecretgarden]

The consequences of my own actions when they come back to bite me in the ass

[diggingthesecretgarden]

Two absolutely evil sons of bitches dominate the month of August and one of them is Augustus Caesar and the other is Taylor Swift

[vyvilha]

mark antony has been dead for 2055 slutty, slutty years

[diggingthesecretgarden]

rip king

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again

[paleotool]

Roman brothel tokens.

[diggingthesecretgarden]

finding one of these on the floor by the toilets would be like getting a Taco Bell coupon in the mail. Like “oh free handjob what a score.” Only 1st century CE kids remember

[bambasbatenthusiat]

Clodia Catullus t4t yuri

[diggingthesecretgarden]

No further questions your honor