#thesezipperblues

[raitrolling]

📱!!!

Gloworms: (its been 5000 years...)

📱 PC: i foOund a real scary haunted hive the oOther night, i bet yoOu woOn’t be able to goO there withoOut being scared >:) if we goO and yoOu do get scared thoOugh yoOu’re noOt alloOwed to hoOld my hand!!!!

📱 PC: thoOse parties yoOu goO toO are loOud and dumb, but the light shoOw is coOoOl soO i wanna goO back!

📱 PC: my stupid friend said he’s goOnna visit me soOoOn, but it’s been perigees!! why doOn’t people keep proOmises?! it’s soO annoOying!! >:(

📱 PC: there’s a sale oOn beanie babies, what’s yoOur favoOurite animal? ‘cuz i doOn’t wanna buy it by mistake, it’s noOt goOnna be a present oOr noOthing!!

📱 PC: i haven’t goOt any messages froOm anyoOne in ages, including yoOu. this sucks!! if yoOu’re dead yoOu can’t haunt me, that’s noOt very nice!!

📱 PC: guess whoO’s goOnna get all the candy this fright night, and whoO isn’t goOnna share any?? >:) >:)

[condescensionsation]

OL is really cute even if he pretends he is not.

[bigcchalupa]

like 6 inches maybe 7

im like 8 inches thank you

[trolloled]

5 and 17 and 18

5. Which of my fantrolls is your favorite?

Hmmmm, tough call. I think I like Zradny the most, just  because she’s a total coolguy who doesn’t afraid of anything!

17. Which of your trolls have living lusus?

All of them, I think. I would remember making a troll without one!

18. Tell one interest you have in common with one of your trolls!

Uhhhhhhh I tend to make my fantrolls have interests different from my own since my interests are pretty boring actually. I think the closest would have to be Genosi and reading comic books, though! I like to read comic books sometimes too. Not often though, because I am cheap.

[rissahs]

every time coldplay comes on the radio it reminds me of you. which is a much better reaction than my previous one of "ew coldplay"

im laughing but im also confused as to why coldplay omfg

[bigcchalupa]

thesezipperblues replied to your post:thesezipperblues replied to your...

um excuse u they are 6 sweeps not 13 years follow canon

heres what i think of ur canon *runs onto playground, finds canon troll information playing on the swingset, pushes it off the swingset and sits on the swing it was sitting on*

[bigcchalupa]

thesezipperblues replied to your post:thesezipperblues replied to your post:talk...

maybe

i cant believe u. serious conversatinso about 13 year old gray aliens are the most IMPORTANT thing of the 21st century

[bigcchalupa]

thesezipperblues replied to your post:talk fantroll to me

fantrolls r gay

do u think this is a joke