hey old sport u look fresh

its rai

[rissahs]

firing gunshots (f1 posts) to keep undesirables (weird anime fans) out of the neighbourhood (my blog) while also firing gunshots (anime posts) to keep undesirables (weird f1 fans) out of the neighbourhood (my blog)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[pangur-and-grim]

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

[wisedreamdelusion]

GO TO THE HELL I DONT WAKE YET AND I DONT SLEEP WELL

[kaijutegu]

harsh words from one of the muppet babies

[beardedmrbean]

[mousegirlheart]

how am i feeling today? im glad you asked.

[hemospect]

@cloudbatcave

[lizzorasaurus]

Tomodachi Life? No, you misheard me.

Tomodachi KNIFE.

[sillayangel]

[zephyrine-gale]

qifrey!

[crazysodomite]

my basyas

stinky

yucky

fat

[birdwarde]

Pigeons! Some of our oldest friends 💚

[cloudbatcave]

@immortui-avis

[mr-viwick]

Go my phage

[securityunit-ese]

Martha Wells is pretty cool.

I like how she encourages people to just keep on creating. Doesn’t matter if you’re good or bad, what your goal is, what you’re writing. Just write.

Don’t let them take the joy away.

Don’t stop.

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[wolfchildrenn]

*makes this noise at you*

[furbearingbrick]

it’s a ptenopus garrulus, aka Common Barking Gecko, which lives in Africa! The video doesn’t show it well, but they have goofy froglike faces!

by sheer coincidence, there’s a completely different kind of gecko endemic to Australia (underwoodisaurus/nephrurus milii ) which is also called the Common Barking Gecko:

[mckitterick]

(cute art courtesy @prguitarman )

[coolfroggyfriend]

Oh my god I hear these sometimes, they’re native to south africa, botswana and namibia

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.