#theslackerjack

[vio-starclad]

Things

[proteinmom]

get dfuckinnnn marRIEd adlredy

i'M WORKiNG ON iT !!!!!!!

[bobthedragon]

ok these are a bit more concerning, but I still love you all

[always-stay-in-arms-reach]

How do I look for this game on Tumblr without getting overwhelmed by half-naked buff dudes?

LMAOOOOOO GOD I UNDERSTAND YOUR STRUGGLE ENTIRELY

I usually have to search, “nintendo ARMS,” and not just, “ARMS,” because otherwise Tumblr thinks I actually care about being fit and healthy! I’m much more content watching fictional characters with goofy arms and colorful clothes do it for me, thank you, Tumblr! 

[libertarianblue]

liberty is bad, actually .

Friendship with Liberty is OVER. New best friend is COLLECTIVIST WAR MACHINE

[proteinmom]

should i buy ice cream

absolutely

[proteinmom]

tumblr woman I challenge you to combat

[proteinmom]

this u?

no i'm not a fucking weeb i'll fucking kill you man