#thesmutpeasant

[thevezinamonologues-blog]

I was gonna send in a ship ask but then babrielandeskog did and I realized we're the same person so I guess I'm shipped with EJ? ...well lets see anyway. 26, very very Virgo, extremely low bullshit meter, love animals more than people (especially horses), love food more than people, basically would be happy sleeping and fucking all day, brattiest little hoe you gonna meet, tattoos everywhere.

OH MAN 

I’m gonna ship you with Freddie Andersen. I think he would be super into that bratty thing ;)

How You Met: You were both at Starbucks waiting for your drinks and he did that thing where he doesn’t listen to the barista and just assumes the drink they just put out is his so he takes your drink and starts walking away and you call his ass out on it in front of everyone and he’s super apologetic but also kinda into it

[comphersjost]

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Tagged by @thesmutpeasant thank you lovely!!

Name/Alias: mariam, mari, mars

Birthday: june 12th

Zodiac Sign: gemini

Height: 5′4 i think? 5′4 and a half

Hobbies: reading, writing, being the funniest person in my family thanks

Favorite Colors: uhh i have fave color combos? purple/gold, and teal/silver/black

Favorite Books: the hobbit by jrr tolkien, eragon serious by christopher paolini

Last Song I Listened To: uhhh i dont really remember but it was either “patience” by sammy shiblaq or “somebody like you” by in real life

Last Movie I Watched: The Fighter with Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale

Love: my laptop, my best friend, my brother, tyson jost, maddie, annika, driving

Something That Helps People: understanding

Meaning Behind URL: i might change it but t’challa and okoye are some bad ass hoes thats all i got

I’ll tag: im like. in class buttt @hockeywritingcollective @hockeyrat @thehockeygay @puckinghell @puckindeked @bluevelvetbabyy @kerfooted @im-only-joking

[sippingchai]

thesmutpeasant replied to your post “I just bought a vibrator but I’m really scared it will be kinda noisy...”

blankets and comforters muffle noise, I fold a quilt over my lap.

This is absolutely true lol. Layer up. 

[matbaerzal]

Hi! Do you know what happened to @thesmutpeasant? I can’t find her anymore and I noticed you guys interacted! If not it’s cool, I’m just curious😊

Sadly, she deactivated! I’m not sure why, though she wasn’t on tumblr as much anymore the few weeks before she left 💕

[gayjakegyllenhaal]

People keep mentioning your Auston Matthews tag so now I gotta dive in. Pray for me. 🙏🏻😇

I mean... He's a lot to handle... And I just say idiotic things about him cause he makes me feel some type of way... Good luck