#thesoytasty

[sarcasmismyweapon]

When you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes. check my blog to see my comment about you ❤️❤️

@thesoytasty : I’m still laughing at the fact you fangirled when i followed you back, bc srsly? I will gladly entertain you with random movie scenarios until you get bored of them, don’t worry, my #1 priority to make the wife happy. Finding you is probs the best thing about my tumblr experience and there’s more to come. Movie nights is a thing from now on and thank you for putting up with my shit, nerd :)

i have no friends or i can’t think of anyone else, so that’s all folks :D

[sarcasmismyweapon]

Well holy shit, fuck me right in the feels with that dead fish

Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you...#chickenshit2k15

[ydolem-art]

I just wanted to stop by and tell you that I LOVE your art (read love in the voice of Nat saying she loved Nymphomaniac in one sitting) and it's so cute and always makes me wanna curl in a ball when I see them around my dash.

ehiuzfurghrpgi thank you so much i love you ok you're so nice uahzoreg

[amyraudefeld]

Florence + the machine - Cosmic Love

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

[carmilla-laura]

A-I and W-Y

A - If I’m in love.

i don’t think that i am anymore… 

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

it was my mum 

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

since i have came out of my mother’s womb

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

girls

E - How many piercings I have.

none

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

sweet or bitter? idkG - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

to an anon on here

H - The last person I hugged.

my little sister

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

i think it was last week bc i’m starting to feel left out by my friends at college

W - If I've done something I regret very much.

not being myself at college from the beginning

X - 3 turn ons

girls in flannel, girls biting their lower lip and girls being intelligent 

Y - 3 turns offs

jerks, ignorant people, homophobic people

Z - Ask any question you want.

.....

[hitmehardnsweet]

Hey Caty *waves* I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE FUCK YOU THOUGHT THAT WASN;T GOOD BECAUSE WOMAN OH MY FUCKING GOD I ALMOST CAME IN MY PANTS FROM THAT CHAPTER AND I AM STILL TRASH AFTER READING IT THAT WAS HOT AS FUCK OK SRSLY HOT AS FUCK PLS PLS DONT STOP WRITING BETTER YET!! WRITE MORE!! MORE OF TJHIS YES PLEASE THANK YOU YOU AMAZING HUMAN YOU (also I had to say this from Brittany, that she was right, but I am not going to, she was wrong, this chapter wasn't good, it was marvelous ;)) Good day cupcake!

THANK YOU SO MUCH

(also dont encourage brittany too much)

[holystein]

how about I spray you with my battle of sleep spray and put a yellow pellow under your head?

Okay, the yellow pillow might actually work. But I’m Carmilla af and I can never sleep until it’s almost light out. And it’s only midnight here. Am I a vampire? Who knows.

Sidenote - I totally just noticed the way you spelled them and I am so unbelievably happy. Elise must be protected at all costs.

[carmilla-laura]

a-z hella

‎A - Available? 

no

B - Birthday? 

1st may

C - Crushing on? 

amy acker and sarah shahi and alycia debham carey

D - Drink you last had? 

apple juice

E - Easiest person to talk to? 

my friend from college atm 

F - Favourite song? 

this is how we roll - fifth harmony

G - Grade I hated? 

all the years of primary school

H - Hometown? 

zebbug

I - Icecream flavour? 

vanilla

J - Jellybean flavour? 

orange

K - Killed someone? 

so many people in my mind

L - Longest friendship? 

4yrs

M - Milkshake flavour? 

none

N - Number of siblings? 

3

O - One wish?

meeting fifth harmony 

P - Person who called me last? 

my mum i think

Q - Question you're always asked? 

so you're gay?

R - Reason to smile? 

fifth harmony existence

S - Song I last sung? 

reflection - fifth harmony

T - Time you woke up? 

7:30am

U - Umbrella colour? 

black? idk i dont use that shitty thing

V - Very best friend? 

elaine

W - Which celebrity I’d marry? 

amy acker

X - X-rays I had? 

3 - 1 for my chest and two times of my left arm bc i broke it oh and one full body but that's an MRI does that still make it an x ray and if so than it makes it 4 ties

Y - Your last time you cried? 

yesterday i think

Z - Zodiac sign?

taurus