@thestargatherer
“A King, you say?” Virgil could play along, a smile gracing his lips as he attempted to unwrap the caramel in his hand. “I didn’t know I was in such royal presence. Quite silly of me to walk in so carelessly and disturb your peace.”
A laugh rewarded the stranger for his cheekiness, his freckled cheeks a soft pink as he patted the other on the arm.
“King and charmer- you’re quite the catch, wouldn’t you say?” he teased, finally working the candy from its packaging and putting it into his mouth. “You must be charming all day if you only charm the cute ones. Most are fair in soul and face if you know where to look, and as a King you must have many secret skills to make a boy flush.”
“I shall forgive you, because you are a fellow freckled fella like me and because you did not run from my puns, so you are obviously worthy of my presence.” Bradley said, bowing dramatically.
“But alas!” He straightened up and dug out another caramel piece for himself. “Unfortunately I’ve been up to my kingly armpits in grumpy aliens and alternate selves that have all heard my jokes three times already, so I think fate is smiling down on us. On me for having a new person to tell my puns to, and on you for getting to hear them~”
It must be luck indeed, he walked straight out of the Office and into a new area that not only severely lacked said grumpy aliens - that he can see - but brought him right to this new, friendly face. There were little disconcerting details, such as the other not knowing what a cellphone was, or how he was dressed.
Bradley wasn’t sure where or when he was, but he decided if he did travel back in time or to a primitive dimension and his accidental mentions of modern human technology somehow causes an anomaly in history...well, he wasn’t to blame. If anyone asked, he was only sharing caramel candies (which he was certain had to be loved universally, regardless of time and dimension) and telling cheesy pickup lines.
“So, would you have any idea where we are? I mean, if we’re in your hometown, we must be in Tennessee.”






