#thestrollingminstrel

[eruditetyro]

thestrollingminstrel answered your question: if I were to get a smartphone, what type of phone...

Don’t. Get a flip phone. Smart phones will occupy the majority of your time if you get one because it is such a huge distraction.

hailey. hailey listen: death is coming. what kind of cool shiny distraction should I buy

I just want to be able to take pictures of pretty clouds on my phone like all the cool kids, and it’s not as if I have trouble avoiding important things without a phone. I literally have a notebook dedicated to distraction that I bring with me to school every day. it’s almost full and soon I will start a new one, which will be the fourth I’ve filled up since I started having a distraction notebook freshman year

[randomslayerphoenix]

Age: 1000. Gender: robot. Height: 0 inches. eye color: empty voids. hair color: i have been bald ever since I was born. Favorite hobby: stapling napkins to my left thigh. What kind of date I would take you on: I would take you to an underground bunker and sit criss-cross-applesauce in silence for 3 and a half weeks, as we reflect on how people during the WWII era must have felt as they too sat in bunkers like the one we were in.

perfect

[irisconfusa]

You will be alright. I don't know why you are staying away and I don't know how you feel right now and I sure as heck can't predict what is going to happen, but in the end, it will all be alright. Drink something warm and press your nose up against the cold window and realize that just like the snow things are only temporary. Your skin will be warm again soon enough.

bruh thank you that means a lot to me!! 

[eruditetyro]

∯∯∯ 3 because I know that its nice to spill your emotions.

and everyone knows they need spilling, I've been ridiculously overemotional lately and idk why and I know it's ridiculous honestly who cries over a wasted tea bag

anyway

∯-- take all the time you need, you'll find what you're looking for and the world won't be ready for it when you do, everyone will be completely unprepared for your success but my god will you succeed

∯-- of course I like dancing, I just haven't actually danced in a long time, and that's only partially my fault

∯-- pantene 

For every ∯ I get I will say/confess something without specifying for whom it is meant

[otioseefforts]

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.

PerfectlyDeviant’s questions:

1. What is your favorite criminal investigation show? (eg. Criminal Minds, Rizzoli and Isles, Law and Order: SVU, etc.)

wait does Sherlock count b/c i barely watch any shows

2. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?

think i'd just keep it

3. Pick a movie title to describe your life.

i have no knowledge of movies so idk something about being lazy lol

4. What is the last show that you binge watched?

Sherlock...I watched the first episode one day, then the next four the next day, and then two more another day. 

i literally spent a day watching six hours straight of Sherlock and i regret nothing

5. What is your biggest sin of the 7 deadly sins?

um...idk some days its gluttony when i eat my friends' food and some days its sloth when i just want to sleep forever and do nothing?

probably sloth

6. What is the last song that you had stuck in your head?

cough syrup by young the giant

7. What was the name of one of your imaginary friends as a kid? (I know you had one. Mine was a sewer monster named Campbell.)

i remember i had one and i made her really annoying and small but i forgot what i called her? 

8. Marry fuck kill: Alyson Hannigan, Laura Prepon, Tatiana Maslany?

sadly, i am uncultured in tv shows and movies so idk who any one those people are

9. What is your favorite Pokemon generation?

another question i can't answer b/c i have never played an actual pokemon game??? i've only played mystery dungeon explorers of darkness D:

10. What would you get or have you gotten a tattoo of?

i don't like needles, but tattoos look cool. same with earrings but i probably will never get either. i would probably get like a small star or a flower or something on my ankle? like really inconspicuous 

11. Where’s Waldo?

waldo is everywhere. waldo is life

otioseefforts's questions

1. Where do you want to travel to?

2. What's your favorite midnight snack?

3. Grey or gray?

4. Do you have an extensive vocabulary or are you just D:

5. What is your favorite store?

6. What is your idea of a perfect day?

7. Do you put honey or sugar in tea?

8. Do you watch Sherlock?

9. Would you come with me on an adventure?

10. What super power would you want to have?

11. Are you happy?

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[eruditetyro]

lets see, top 5 things i associate you with...long skirts, metal jewelry (like metalworking), daenerys, whimsical music, and historical places

you know me well

[eruditetyro]

Actually you haven't been dancing in 2 months and 8 days check your facts plz

close enough ok

and actually now it's been approximately three hours since the last time I danced so there

[eruditetyro]

Hey you are probably on tumblr right now. anyways hi. What do you want to do at this exact moment?

now I am

I just put together some mozzarella and tiny tomatoes and some basil and it's delicious, also strawberry lemonade mixed with sparkling mineral water is kinda italian soda and I like it and I feel very summery

if I could do anything at this exact moment that is not what I have to do, which is schoolwork? I'd like to take a walk 

I'd also like to see a couple people I haven't seen in too long which is a bit more farfetched than a walk

I'l like to listen to some music and/or take a nap

I'd like to make things. I have some gray material that would make a lovely skirt for dancing

I had a bit of a crisis at the end of school today and I'd like to sort that out but I feel like I don't really have time for that right now and really the best thing for that would be an alleviation of stress which'll only happen if I do work

I have to do things and I don't like it