#theta-waves

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Hello stranger! My partner and I went to a cat cafe today, and this beautiful chubby short-haired cat climbed into my lap within seconds of meeting us... it was Very Nice!

im super glad yall had a good time! ive still never been to any animal themed cafe :0

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🎶 ☀ 📅

!!!!!!!!! thank u my dear

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs? 

this is more like 5 that come to mind at this exact moment

her - eery

flicker - porter robinson

mother nature’s son - the beatles (tho it’s a toss up between this and bunch of beatles songs)

world spins madly on - the weepies

infinity - merrick

☀ - Story about your day.

saw wonderwoman with my fam!! my dad keeps saying he wishes she’d appear and throw a car

📅 - Favorite time of the year?

those first sunny, green 70 degree days in may/june

send me some of these emojis!

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I humbly request your davetav headcanons.

ugh…… oh no………………. anything but……. davetav………………. disgusting…………… oh well, i suppose i did take an oath……………….. better go ahead, ugh……..

send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:

falls asleep on the couch: a significant part of me wants to say tav because he canonically has trouble sleeping in a recuperacoon and in general his horns must make lying down suck, but more of me wants to say dave who stayed up late drawing shitty comics on his tablet and nodded off around 4 am

makes friends with the neighbors: the neighbors assume dave hates them. tavros is a friendly kind of weird geek and they like him for the most part but don’t understand why he lives with a haughty hipster

is the adventurous eater: i hc the trolls as carnivores so i guess tavros is just kind of a raw steak guy? on the other hand dave only likes pizza and junkfood. their cuisine is not a high cuisine

hogs the covers at night: dave, plus he’s an incredibly clingy sleeper so he either ends up stealing tav’s pillow to hug or clinging to tav like a skinny needy octopus. tav guesses that last one is preferable?

forgets to do the dishes: both of their rooms are actually pretty neat in canon (what no i didn’t just check) other than tav’s fiduspawn cards which were probably only out for the moment, so i feel like it wouldn’t be too much of a problem? if anyone was gonna be particular about it dave probably

tries to surprise their partner more often: i feel like dave is honestly just better at setting up something as dramatic as a surprise? tav wants to do it too but he’s a shitty liar and dave smells a rat and tav ends up confessing, whereas dave is probably real good at misdirecting tav or creating suspense and then Dramatically Revealing that he’s got a couple of coupons to applebees (i have no idea what universe/setting this is lets pretend there’s applebees there)

leaves dirty laundry on the floor: again, not too much of a problem?? maybe tav lleaves his dumb unbuttoned overshirt around sometimes

stays up til 2 AM reading: oh you know dave gets lost in wikipedia mazes that keep him up half the night

sings in the shower: “i WON’T GROW UP, (i WON’T GROW UP), i DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL, (i DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL)–” “ok dude ive pretty much had it up to here with the pupa pan medleys”

takes the selfies: dave’s instagram is 10% memes, 20% postironic black and white, and 50% selfies, a great deal of which featured dave’s arm slung around tav’s shoulders as tav grins his snaggle-fanged grin or the two of them making dumb faces. (there are also a few candid pictures of tavros that dave was able to take, a couple where he’s like being a geek with his children’s card games but also one or two where he caught tav looking especially cute or pretty with long rambling captions about how gorgeous the nerdboyf is and tavros dies and dave refuses to take them down)

plans date night: again, dave’s flare for drama and storytelling probably work out here. he might seem like he’s not very invested when tav talks about stuff he likes but then when its date day SURPRISE were at the motherfudging zoo and when its date night SHAPOW were gonna see that animated movie with the preview that made you cry in the theater last month

[taddylonglegs]

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theta-waves

replied to your post

“it’s after 1am and i’m getting emotional thinking about my childhood...”

hope there are happy memories in the mix!

@theta-waves 100% happy memories she was the best kitty and essentially my feline surrogate mom

her name was boby (boh-bee) (my parents are freaks don’t ask) and every single night she would curl up on my bed with me until i went to sleep and then she would go do the same thing with my mom

(this occasionally ended with me rolling out of bed onto the floor in the night bc i didn’t have enough room on the mattress but i didn’t care)

i was thinking about her b/c my current cat elphaba is also a chubby black cat who loves to curl up with me and who is getting on in years, and i was petting her thinking about how painful it is that cats have such short lives but how at the same time i will always be able to think back on boby as a being who loved me a lot, simply and purely, and even after elphie is gone i’ll always have her with me in the same way

takeaway 1: my forever golden rule is that human adults < human kids < animals

takeaway 2: female black cats always adopt me and my female family members and i think we might be witches a little

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theta-waves replied to your post “ok if i’m gonna use this blog as an extremely public diary then for my...”

aaaaah, this post is wonderful and made me smile!

me about all of ur replies tbh

[rabdoidal]

Happy Valentine's, and thanks for sharing your rad artwork!