send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
shops for groceries: I think that might be something that they both do together, even if he technically doesn’t need to eat regular food
kills the spiders: Jan would most likely have Damon do it, ‘cause she’s not coming within ten feet of the spider in question
comes home drunk at 3am: Daaaaaamonnnnnn~
makes breakfast: Jan would attempt something, even if it was cereal or pancakes >_>
remembers to feed the fish: Once again…THEY HAVE A FISH??
decorates the apartment: They’d probably agree on something, and then decorate it together
initiates duets: Damon, ‘cause there’s no way that Jan would do it herself