every third one pls ; u ;
3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
The full length of the crop landed across his back diagonally.
6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
I expected something to happen after I trashed The Intern and The Talk but I actually got an outpouring on anons agreeing with me. I can’t think of anything other than that.
9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
Uhhhh… Jesusfuck I can’t fucking remember what the first one was since that was probably at some point in 2002 when my parents moved the computer out of the living room. The first one coming to mind is a BDSM Remus/Sirius fic. Can’t remember the specifics but even I knew it was kinda shitty. I’ve known what I’m into for a long time
12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What’s the one fic you’re going to be most humiliated about?
Oh man, I don’t really bookmark too many things. Looking at AO3 there really isn’t anything I’m ashamed of. Is there hella gay smut? Yeah, but it’s nothing that I’m like OH FUCK NO DON’T LOOK AT THAT.
Actually wait, there’s a post on my Tumblr with a list of kinky ereri fics that got rec’d to me. I’ve read all of them (though I’ve only enjoyed a few since a lot of them were A/B/O fics) so yeah I guess those. And yes, I just linked it because hey, maybe someone wants some kinky porn right now.
15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What’s your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?
I just got a new laptop so there’s almost nothing on here so let’s go with my old laptop. They’ll find a shit ton of SnK fics saved locally and on my OneDrive. I don’t save art to my computer so really it’s just going to be my own fics (some of which are hella kinky) and a couple of .pub files of fics that I’ve saved to my Kindle. And none of those are all that bad either. Oh except for the half-finished reiereberu one-shot. That’s probably something I’d rather my family didn’t see.