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[queermania]

Supernatural | Pompeii by Bastille

[havinghorns]

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

[doubleca5t]

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[vincentpriceofficial]

the psychotherapist who wrote a piece for GQ about how half man takes place in a jungian dream space is basically identifying the same aesthetic quality that me and my friends did when we were like "this show takes place in Yaoi World" he's simply coming to the subject matter from a different intellectual tradition

[33v0]

[zagzie]

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[gaysie]

every so often society is doomed to repeat the tljc

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[dubiousculturalartifact]

A lot of times there are queer readings of characters with legitimate basis in the subtext of canon

but occasionally I see a queer reading of a character and I genuinely think it’s just a way to feel more cool about having a cis straight white dude as your blorbo

[dubiousculturalartifact]

I expressed this same sentiment on Twitter and someone quote tweeted me in ‘agreement’ with the example of Sam Winchester, who they considered to have loads of legitimate queer subtext, versus Dean Winchester, who they believed to have none

Which genuinely is objectively the funniest response I could possibly receive on a post I made because I saw someone headcanoning Sam Winchester as queer, and eyerolled so hard I nearly got a headache

[rustandruin]

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[mybrainproblems]

Need my back to get cracked like it's a supermarket roast chicken getting torn apart

[skautism]

[tazri]

Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.

Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.