"If I was ANY of you fine being's lover..." Meed began with a broad grin, "I'd make sure you never longed for sex again. For you would always be satisfied."
[The embalmer looked at the Imperial and quirked an eyebrow at him. “Uh, I’ll pass.. You’re not exactly my type,” he said, pursing his lips.]
[She let out a short chuckle and idly shook her head. “Hope you don’t mind if I put that to the test,” she said, grinning at him.]
{“Sorry boy, I’m afraid I’d break you,” the werewolf chuckled, peering down at the shorter man.}
“Your hair…” the vampire paused and eyed the boy over. “It looks like something that got killed crossing the road. I don’t know whether to comb it or scrape it off and bury it.”