#thewickedandthehufflepuff

[blazing-spectre]

Hi! :) if you feel like doing requests, maybe anything tim stoker (maybe timjon friendship)? no worries at all if not tho!

Friends who get wormed together kayak together

[graysongraysoff]

@thewickedandthehufflepuff ajzjdkdkd that's a hate crime????!!!!!!!

[raviposting]

i platonically ship yennefer and jaskier so. them for the brotp ask meme? :D

Hey, me too, nice :D Edit: Did not mean to make this into a geraskefer ask but I somehow did whoops 

who steals french fries off the other’s plate So they both do this honestly. Jaskier will be talking to Yen and just start eating her fries and she’s just, staring at him as he keeps taking fry after fry off her plate. Yen does it to Jaskier out of spite and he’ll either a) Not notice because he’s rambling about something or composing a new song for Geralt or b) Go, “Hey, get your own food, the nerve of some people,” while Yen looks into a metaphorical camera 

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple This is entirely contingent on if Geralt is there or not. If Geralt is there, Jaskier and Yen turn into an overacting duo and Yen usually just exaggerates leaning in for a kiss for Jaskier. If Geralt is not there, they kind of have a mutual, “mmm...gross, we’re not dating each other.” 

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail asdfjkl okay I know, I KNOW I keep cheating on these answers but again....this really depends, and it depends on who’s with Geralt. If it’s Jaskier? Yenn is busting them out of jail with a spell, if it’s Yenn? Jaskier gives them a 5 minute lecture  about how he’s used his hard-earned money from his songs to bail them out while Yenn and Geralt stare into the void and wonder if spending 50 years in jail will be worth it instead 

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues Jaskier FREELY gives Yenn both, even when she very clearly did not ask for it lmao. She does appreciate the comfort though, it took her a while to get used to it because they’re so used to back and forth banter but one time Jaskier was comforting her after a particularly bad breakup and then he said that he knew she doesn’t care for a lot of speeches, so he could just be quiet and she could rest her head on his shoulder or sit there in silence, whatever she wanted. Yenn went with laying her head on his shoulder and she felt weird about it but it was also comforting and sweet and she secretly does not mind when he’s being comforting :’) 

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes lmao Jaskier!!!! Yennefer hates it but he claims he needs an advantage because Yenn has magic and therefore can win pretty quickly

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk JASKIER. Yenn takes the top bunk anyway. 

who starts and who wins the pillow fights Jaskier starts them, Yenn 1000% wins them 

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush Oh man again I’m cheating but.....they have both said this to Geralt on each other’s behalf....

Send me a BROTP!

[qqueenofhades]

I wonder a lot about languages in relation to The Old Guard -- because people can learn a lot in a normal lifetime, if they have the time to study them and the chance to practice. Makes me think that the older characters, like Andy, Joe, and Nicky, have KNOWN a lot of languages, but probably have to let some slide as they go out of use in the world/the group moves out of the geographic area where it's spoken? I wonder how many they still know know :O

I mean, you have UN-interpreter types who can supposedly learn like... up to 30 languages in one human lifetime (witchcraft? WITCHCRAFT!!), so if they put their mind to it, they could probably learn a vast majority, and certainly enough to be able to communicate, more or less, anywhere they go in the world. That would be easier with technology and industrialization, since that replaces tons and tons of local/regional dialects with larger standardized versions, and global lingua francas (such as English, Chinese, Spanish, Russian, Hindi, Arabic, etc, with which you can communicate in some way to almost everyone). But yeah, I’m sure they have (EASILY) forgotten far more languages than almost anyone ever learns.

I know we all have a Need for Nicky speaking Arabic to Joe in the sequel, which is a Need I also have as well, but since I’m obviously a Ho for multilingual characters: let them do this more in general. For reasons.

[phantomqueen]

c2 with any of ur ocs/oc pairings?

when ur vampire queen gf is so cool and amazing and pretty and u Have to tell her that / when ur immortal witch gf who hates everyone thinks ur so cool

{smooch meme}

[gerrydelano]

will u talk more about............... sagittarius tim

i am SO sorry for leaving this hanging for so long, i am MORE than happy to talk about this and in fact have whipped up a whole ass star chart for him just because you asked! this post contains some screaming but mostly just highlighting some relevant traits.

okay, so. the original basis for this was just that he’s got massive fire sign energy in general: passionate, honest, blunt, impulsive, reckless, prone to spinning out of control and burning everything down with them, larger than life, strong sense of justice, all that good stuff.

i could have maybe seen him as a leo but sagittarius fits TOO well and also monty @/themlet said it to me in DM when we were talking about this so i no longer had a reason to pretend it wasn’t blatantly obvious.

it’s so obvious! it hurts!

so, i went through each day in the sagittarius cluster to see if any precise ones stuck out as Correct and i settled on december 9th. here are some key bits of the analysis from that site but i’ll find some more after this.

As a Sagittarius born on December 9th, your assertiveness and openness are amongst your most well known qualities. You are forceful and confident in all your dealings, which helps you get the very best out of life. You are very clear when there is something you want or desire and you are not afraid to let others know your true feelings. This open, honest nature is one of your greatest assets, although your family and friends may not always appreciate your frank way of communicating.

[…] You are bold and fearless when you find something that sparks your interest. In love, you show the same assertive and honest way of handling things. As you have no appreciation for mind games, it is important to surround yourself who share in your value of honesty.

A December 9 Sagittarius are very observant, they find their identity through group involvement. These high-energy people enjoy being challenged and seem to have a knack for starting conflicts with authority. Loaded with a self-confidence that would seem like conceit in others, they’re unwilling to acknowledge the possibility of failure. They possess an edgy attitude that often draws them into controversy.

this stuck out pretty far. especially finding identity through group involvement, starting conflicts with authority, the honesty, the frankness.

DECEMBER 9 birthday horoscope predicts that you can be aggressive, but most definitely you are not afraid.

The December 9 zodiac birthday people could be somewhat isolated individuals. On the same note, you could be dominating and closed-minded. These things can stifle your potential to grow. Develop your personality fully no matter what age. Otherwise, you are an awesome person who is concerned about others.

important to note the negative traits of the signs, too, like. they obviously don’t apply to everyone the same way/nothing is set in stone but the negatives listed usually come down to “how is this person at their very worst” not like, how they are always.

the “somewhat isolated” part kind of fits in terms of what tim is like at his worst - he alienates himself bigtime, he does have a propensity to shut people out very stubbornly (and tbh that’s very gemini moon of him if you ask me but we’ll get there) and it’s! very detrimental unless he’s in a situation where he can come back from that.

i sort of believe that after danny’s death, he was a little more in the Bad Zone and actually, over the course of the time he spent in research, grew back into the tim we meet at season 1. he’d have been in a very bad way, this isn’t the first time that he’s retreated into that kind of mindset i don’t think. but the good shines through so loudly and with so much fire! the man’s a sagittarius!

As a Sagittarius, you have a big heart. You will likely go the extra mile to help someone. It’s typical that you would have a lot of friends. It’s easy to approach you when you are not your arrogant self. You do have a way of getting what you want from people.

tim, seducing a cop: epic sagittarius moments

also as a sagittarius myself sadly there’s a bit of arrogance there it’s unfortunate but usually Fun arrogance and 100% BDE jokes and the like. i swear. totally justified. also very timcore. yes i’m a doctor.

anyway! so! time to just go HAM i guess because this knocked out some of my teeth tbh.

i plugged december 9th 1984 (rough estimate) into cafeastrology, decided he was probably a Morning Baby, and out popped this star chart.

needless to say i saw his moon sign and screamed!

because THIS is actually a HUGE part of why i like sagittarius tim! sagittarians get along famously with geminis in my experience; they’re complimentary signs, which means they’re across from each other on the wheel and actually have, like. incredible compatibility ratings. look at this shit. those percentages are unreal. unreal.

i’m also a firm believer in gemini sasha (beyond the shitpost variety jgvhbkn) so obviously this brings me great delight. and also, fun fact. in road to damascus, ren planned to have tim visit danny’s grave because it was his birthday recently and we just realized today that according to the timeline that would land his birthday smack in the middle of gemini season? oops! looks like tim just really gets along with and adores geminis!

obviously that means he’s a sagittarius. obviously. and so him having a gemini moon actually just fucking slaughtered me on the spot like really? okay! because i didn’t do that on PURPOSE it just happened and i Yelled. i could go HAM on the gemini moon bit but i wanna keep this contained to his sun sign jgvhbnm.

this is all jokes, obviously just a nifty headcanon that i’m too invested in but it’s FUN to think about and it does make sense to me when you think about it!

also aquarius venus explains a lot of things about how the events of this went. no i cannot elaborate on that because ren and i haven’t published it yet just. it makes sense. i’m reeling.

bonus just because it’s fun:

People born on December 9 are relaxed and composed most times and appear to be confident and although they really are, there is also a lot of work behind the scenes from their part to appear this way. They are motivated by a lot of personal things and can be very hard working when they want to. They enjoy being involved in a lot of things at once as they avoid routine at all costs. They feel at ease when spending time outdoors or in special social gatherings.

POSITIVE TRAITS: Generous and thoughtful, often surprising those around them with their consideration, even at times when this is not expected of them. They might appear to always follow their goals but they can also show themselves warm hearted when something touches them. At the same time they have a strong sense of justice and don’t disappoint anyone although their frankness sometimes offends others.

NEGATIVE TRAITS: Sagittarius needs to learn to accept that even the best of people can go wrong and let others down, it’s just, if and how they try to repair their mistakes, that matters. Those born on this day are impulsive and devious and this may destroy relationships based on confidence they worked hard to establish. They sometimes completely lack reason and are restless in their demands.

STRONG SENSE OF JUSTICE, BRO! STRONG SENSE OF JUSTICE! LACKING REASON AT HIS WORST AND BEING RESTLESS UNTIL okay OKAY i’m done now ZIPS LIP

[mizzdestiny]

screencap meme @thewickedandthehufflepuff asked for avatar the last air bender + the space

[helen-richardson]

during their marriages. who filed the taxes. elias bc he Loves Bureaucracy. or peter bc he loves the irs since its much-loathed status makes it one of the loneliest institutions in the world. or did they just use turbotax

peter is too rich and has never paid taxes in his life. elias uses his bureaucracy for evil and finds extremely convoluted methods of funneling all money through the magnus institute, making it look like he has no income, and also pays no taxes