#thewinkingelephant

[thesehandsarestainedred]

thewinkingelephant replied to your post “thewinkingelephant replied to your post “[[MO it doesnt help that...”

maybe send a text and be like 'look guys at first this was funny but now its getting really irritating and im not having fun anymore. can yall please ease off on the teasing?'

im doing that right now tbh 

[thesehandsarestainedred]

thewinkingelephant replied to your post “[[MOR] it doesnt help that anything im ‘included’ in basically is...”

omfg i liked it to show i read it bUT THEN REALIZED THAT COULD BE TAKEN THE WRONG WAY IM SORRY. also im super sad thats how your friends are acting rn bc thats shitty

NO WORRIES FRIEND!!

it rly is but whatever if theyre gonna treat me like this im gonna just give it back i guess 

[colonel-bastard]

30, 21, 19, 18, and 15 please! :)

30. pick one of your favorite quotes.

“There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.” -- Kurt Vonnegut

21. do you love easily?

Too easily, I’m afraid.

19. which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?

I’m the laziest, goofiest Slytherin there is.

18. what’s your patronus?

A Tyrannosaurus rex.

15. five most influential books over your lifetime.

D’Aulaire’s Book of Greek Myths, The Phantom of the Opera, Cat’s Cradle, The Lord of the Rings, Animal Farm

(questions from here)

[colonel-bastard]

thewinkingelephant replied to your post:you guys don’t understand how perfect that...

i have not watched this season AT ALL and its killing me

at first I felt bad for potentially spoiling it for you but nope all the proper tags are there you’re just DOING THIS TO YOURSELF

I think the real question is

why are you on tumblr when you could be watching it right now

[colonel-bastard]

thewinkingelephant replied to your post:gimmikismygimmik replied to your post:tagged by...

DONT WORRY FRIEND OF FRIEND, I WASNT REALLY TAGGED EITHER

OH MY GOD I FIXED THEM I FIXED THEM BOTH IT WAS A FORMATTING GLITCH why do I even bother with you CLODS

[colonel-bastard]

thewinkingelephant replied to your post: happy birthday to meit was delicious

im sitting on my couch with my ice cream balancing on my belly, no judgment

so this is what adulthood feels like

[colonel-bastard]

thewinkingelephant replied to your photo “I call this one “I just woke up like this” because I did”

SO CUTE<3 <3 <3

THANK YOU I was feeling very fluffy

[thesehandsarestainedred]

thewinkingelephant replied to your photo “i bought an outfit today and i kinda love it tbh”

so cute!!

thank u!!!!