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syn4k

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

mmelete

cherry-flavored-sigh

taken last night in vrchat, a girl with an all might avatar was tearing it up then i asked my boyfriend (the prince) to go join her

spiroandthelacktones

Can you believe how wrong media like ready player one is about online games

perfect-puppy

punkrock-bottom

Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.

punkrock-bottom

This man had the audacity to come back at the end of the day as I was closing up by the fucking way. Ranting and raving about how he had been mistreated and that no one had even bothered to reply to his complaint email all day

Well I had the UNBRIDLED joy of informing him that not only had I seen his email, which was insanely abusive towards me for the crime of being 1 minute late and not putting up with his shit first thing in the morning, but that I was also the manager who he demanded to speak to, and I’d now also had our IT team block his IP address from being able to contact us or order with us ever again.

I should’ve been allowed to castrate the man but this will have to do

punkrock-bottom

Okay this got way more notes than I was expecting so I feel like I should add some important context here. I’m not management. I’m not even middle management I’m just some guy that works here. I don’t have the authority to do any of this I just like lying to customers

mioxenoblade

don’t give up guys Bernie can still win this

dimensionsponge

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

vampira-carmilla

Vampire fashion by DevilInspired.

hannahp0calypse

melonnyn

:♡🍮.•♬✧⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾*+:•*∴🎀 ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷!!

fursonas

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

mothgirlballs

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

theygender

angelicguy

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

gunsandfireandshit

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

dylanobrienisbatman

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

Non-confrontational cowboy: “SURE AINT!” *sprints away*

penny-anna

fr

vincentpriceofficial

#from the destial confession he came and to the destial confession he shall return amen

torturelabyrinth

Biden dropping out of his presidential campaign really makes me think on how I dropped out of our relationship. I never should have taken you for granted, cuz you didn’t just fall out of a coconut tree. Tell your mom I said hi