A colonel who is also a bastard.

I'm the Colonel. I'll try almost anything at least once. If you want some sexy fanfiction, check me out on AO3, or just take a peek in my fanfiction tag. Over on Twitter I talk about my dog a lot.

[elierlick]

There is still time. It's never too late to transition.

[dilf-din]

The most important thing you can do in this life is write hyper-specific fanfiction for you and six other people. Don’t believe anything else you read.

[crypticpuffin]

gay people on boats alignment chart. if you care

[thejoggingdead]

Do you think they ever explored each others bodies

[colonel-bastard]

Fic - "Foxhole"

this one is dedicated to everyone who ever liked my tumblr post that was a screenshot of bill hader and stephen root talking about how the one thing barry wants is love and the one genuine place he gets it from is fuches <3

Title: Foxhole Characters/Pairings: Barry Berkman/Monroe Fuches Tags:  Codependency, Neediness, Self-Esteem Issues, Blood and Injury, Aftermath of Violence, Emotional Baggage, Desperation, Hiding, Tight Spaces, Love Confessions, Requited Love, Violent Thoughts, Dry Humping, Hand Jobs, Frottage, Emotional Sex, Painful Sex, Closet Sex, Idiots in Love Summary:

“Please— please—” Barry whines, not even sure what it is he’s asking for until it comes out of his mouth. “Can we just— stay?” 

The last word catches in his throat in a painful hitch, his eyes and lungs burning with the immediate, absolute clarity of it. Yes. This is it. This is what he wants. This is all he wants, all he needs, and all he’ll ever ask for again. Feeling equal parts perfectly lucid and totally delirious, Barry tightens his arms around Fuches’s neck, his broken nose digging into the collar of the white t-shirt as he buries himself in the smell. 

“Please,” he begs. “Please just stay with me.”

A direct continuation of the prison bathroom scene from 4x01. 

Read it on AO3.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

what’s the most devastating song that comes to mind? like you’re on the verge of tears listening to it

[colonel-bastard]

just found out that mike flanagan is making a fucking exorcist movie and this is where i draw the fucking LINE i need this man OUT of hollywood IMMEDIATELY!!!!

[lousolversons]

"People meet and sometimes they lock into each other like two long-sought-after pieces of a puzzle. As time goes on these pieces, they morph and they grow. And they can grow together and become stronger. Or they can become two completely different shapes that don't have any room for each other, they don't fit anymore." Barry Berkman + Monroe Fuches in Season 2 of BARRY

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[bob-artist]

Brotherhood of The Orb

[bob-artist]

[saucefunk]

nespresso machine

[sairobee]

because jurassic park is trans rep

(I'm hoping to offer risograph prints of this in 2026, with the majority of the profits donated to the Western Montana LGBTQ+ Community Center.)

[animentality]

[melonisopod]

[acecream-and-cake]

[colonel-bastard]

My only remaining Livejournal alert emailed me today at 8:30 pm to inform me today is your birthday. I do not know if that is true, but is so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! If not, hope it's a good laugh.

lmaoooo it is indeed my birthday and at my age there is nothing more appropriate to mark it than a livejournal alert

[messygoku]

and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

[queen-of-hearts92]

Important addition:

[bundibird]

Reminder that "separating the art from the artist" is a sentiment that only works when the artist is dead and no longer profiting off the work in question.

JKR is still very much alive and very much openly devoted to spending as much of her money on efforts that increase transphobia. You cannot separate this artist from this art, because she is heartily using funds from that art to fund hate groups.

Do not watch it. Do not pirate it. Do not talk about it. Have nothing to do with it whatsoever.

[mirdania]

when you bedecked yourself in these geegaws

[pseudonymjones]