#thewipe

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Flower Monster for plastictoyplanet

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Soon, Tunisian president Zine El Abidine Ben Ali — whose name sounds a bit like a can of springs bouncing down a staircase — was toppled.

Charlie Brooker on the 2011 Tunisian revolution, Charlie Brooker's 2011 Wipe

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He can't eat a bacon sandwich without looking like a man who's been neknominated to eat a live bat.

Charlie Brooker on Ed Miliband, Charlie Brooker's 2014 Wipe

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Highlights included shots of Tony Blair sitting awkwardly like a spare prick at a wedding

Charlie Brooker on Nelson Mandela's funeral, Charlie Brooker's 2013 Wipe

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Up here, Thatcher was about as popular as pus pie and piss gravy.

Charlie Brooker on Margaret Thatcher's death, Charlie Brooker's 2013 Wipe

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Newspapers exist chiefly to spoon feed the opinions of their readers back to them, much like an arse-to-mouth hosepipe.

Charlie Brooker on Margaret Thatcher's death, Charlie Brooker's 2013 Wipe

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Usually I find watching any sport less interesting than watching, say, cardboard exist.

Charlie Brooker on the 2012 Olympics, Charlie Brooker's 2012 Wipe

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And a dramatic series of side-to-side leg contractions which left the victim looking like a confused drunk desperately trying to shake a turd down their trouser leg.

Charlie Brooker on Gangnam Style, Charlie Brooker's 2012 Wipe