#thewolfwrites

[bwolfels]

Banish spell 1

Lair lair pants on fire No more [Blank] is what I desire Send it far, far away I do not wish for it to stay ---------------------------------------------------------------- (To cast: tap your pointer fingers together to make an X both ways so each finger is on top and say; I note it be)

[bwolfels]

Looking for ingredients for good and bad luck potions

If anybody knows any good ingredients to use for curses hexes and more and ingredients that can be used to bring good luck to yourself or somebody else let me know please, I'm having a hard time finding anything good

[bwolfels]

I'm such a fat ass, that my first words were "I'm hungry"

[bwolfels]

Down with safe spaces for those crybaby liberals! *he said as he hid behind police dressed in riot gear*

[bwolfels]

You would not believe your friends

Cuz you love every one of them

[bwolfels]

Me: *in cool voice* I guess you could say I'm kinda badass *Cuts to me skateboarding away from death with no helmet, flipping him off only to freeze and have a panic attack when I see a cockroach*

[bwolfels]

Cleaning room incantation

Before my mess traps me like a tomb, give me the power to clean this room