Apr 30
The only characters from Harry Potter that you couldn’t race swap are the Dursleys (so Harry has to be at least half white). They are a very specific type of people: middle class English conservatives. If Harry Potter was a sitcom, Petunia would be Hyacinth Bucket
#conservatives#with a small c#though probably conservatives with a big C#they read#the daily mail#keeping up appearances#hyacinth and petunia are both named after flowers#they both have siblings they are ashamed of#someone write a fanfic where they meet#petunia and hyacinth are both#boy mums#Harry Potter#is written in a humourous style
