#they're awful

[bumblebeesfromvenus]

⚠️ RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM SPOILER ⚠️

+Ada slander because this is a non tolerant zone for mean bitches and a safe space to hate on them <3

No because what do you mean Leon puts on a wedding ring at the end of requiem???

And what do you MEAN people think he married Ada??? 😭😭😭

Are y'all out of your damn mind?? Do you forget all the shit she did???

You think he's gonna marry her after all that betrayal?

Be so fucking for real, please

[landonorissian]

boots.....

[mochinomnoms]

If the eels boob and butt squishing privileges are taken away they will make it everyone else's problem. Grumpy scary eels with be had.

They are so grumpy!! Floyd is visibly annoyed, his bad mood follows him like a plague from class, to basketball club, to his shift at mostro lounge. After a certain point, Jamil and Azul both are both begging you to let Floyd do whatever the hell he was doing with you before cause he broke the thick glass panel of the hoop by launching a ball far too hard during practice, and was also throwing knifes at one of the employees after getting even more pissed off from a returned dish he made.

Jade is a bit more petty. If he can't show his beloved affection then he won't accept any from them either! Nevermind that you weren't barring any other form of affection. It last for all of a day, to everyone (except Floyd and Azul)'s surprise. You open your bedroom door, Grim in hand, only to find a 6'2” giant in your bed wrapped tightly in your blankets and pillows to inhale your scent. He's giving you puppy eyes (and holding a can of fancy tuna to bribe Grim, for good measure) and asking for forgiveness for this poor, unfortunate soul! *sniffle sniffle* He's just so lonely, he misses the sweet embrace of his mate! Try as you might, you find yourself laying in bed as Jade lies on top of you, face-first into your boobs and arms wrapped around you as Grim snacks on his tuna, curled into your neck.

[scrimblyscroomblo]

Hes whispering very personal deductions about the other guests in Ranpo's ear, let the man be a lil gossipy, as a treat

[foxsnails]

Few understand how much I love pelicans

[v-o-i-d-p-u-n-k]

The angel and the devil on your shoulder

Alt under cut

[saturngreen11]

has anyone done this

(from joel's new guess the build video)

[mo0nyy4siir1us]

I'm back and ready to make you cry

Slytherin!Harry AU.

Imagine 11 year-old Harry developing a crush on 11 year-old Draco

And because he doesn't know how else to show affection, he starts cleaning his side of the dorm, washing his clothes, doing his homework, etc...

And Little Innocent Confused Draco™ is like ??? because "why is Harry doing the house elves' chores? He okay?"

Eventually, though, Harry tells Hermione about what he's been doing and why, and she's so sad for Harry, but also decides to help him show Draco affection without being a fucking servant.

Years later, after the war, after Hogwarts, after getting married, Harry remembers and tells Draco, and they're both kind of sad but find it pretty funny in the end.