#they're being dramatic

[planetlloydgarmadon]

my wife literally wants me to DIE 🥀 she wants her man AND mine at the same time while im in the CUCK CHAIR 🥀🥀 she doesnt even want me to have my man 🥀🥀🥀 she wants me EVISCERATED

NO, I DON'T????? WHO SAID THIS

[bumblehoneybee]

Ohhhh Rambley! I have some printed-out fanfics here that you could read that requires no internet connection. Hehehehehehehe 😈😈😈

*Fans myself with the stapled manuscripts of said fanfics*

Cherub intercepts you with the garden hose.

"Begone, tempter! He shall remain pure within our garden."

From inside the house, you can hear Rambly's anguished wails as the fics are soaked and disintegrated.