#they're immortal

[fizzie-frog]

I feel like some people forget Charlie is not a teenager.

[1968-100a]

Like I understand we are doing a multifaceted narrative about dictatorships and fascism and the music industry but unfortunately one of the facets is that the marching band uniforms look so cool.

[rpenthusiast]

We're rewatching Home Alone and my sister just said, in response to my "That would have killed him", "They're all immortal. In universe, they're all immortal." And if that isn't the best headcanon/reason these fuckers aren't dead I've ever heard in my life, I don't know what is.

[bloodless-scorpio-33]

do i look like i actually care if gay marriage is actually legal in japan for me to write my otp getting married

[sins-of-the-sea]

Unleashes an irate hippopotamus onto the ship.

(Belated) April Fools!

"Ohhh, how cute!"

"Gio, don't hug it, hippos are actually-"

Welp. He just got bitten in half in one bite because Giovanni is completely unaware of how truly dangerous hippos are.

"GET IT OFF THE SHIP!! GET IT OFF THE SHIP!!"

"But hippos are freshwater animals!"

"It doesn't matter, we can always-" Ruixiong gets crushed within the hippo's jaws too.

"PHOEBUSI!!! PUT THE GODDAMN THING TO SLEEP!!!"

[awwsocuteanimals]

They're immortal

[solarflare-ink-archive]

Kinda torn between making the twins 25 or 98

[minecraftcactus]

Maggot and Ash through the 1900s. Mags dies a lot and Ash never got out of his hippie phase. If you're wondering, Ash was one of those people who was REALLY INTO Elvis. Like he begged Maggot to help him look like Elvis and to this day probably thinks Elvis never actually died. It's ok because after Maggot was discharged from the army, he got really into disco and Ash got really into not liking disco. (Mags didn't wanna go to Vietnam.) Yes, the first picture was from before they moved to America. Yes, they moved from Japan. I plan to talk about that, but it will be discussed in comic because it's​ not only a more sensitive story, but it was literally spawned from a dream I had and I felt like it wouldn't do to just say it in a text post.