#they're old

[ivalyn-rose]

Old men yaoi.... Mnnn, the horrors.... Yeahh...

I've been dealing with so much mentally so I'm kind of burned out hajshha but put this bunch of doodles together yesterday, heheh

[teyvat-academy-au]

Midoriya: Hypothetically...

UA and TA: Go on...

Midoriya: *pushes over a piece of paper to the Travelers* If you were to quantify your age into a number, could you pleasepleaseplease write it down on this piece of paper.

The Twin: Oh, no problem... Give us a few seconds... minutes...

The two suddenly shuffle into the corner and start to aggressively whisper with each other.

Several random fights broke out in hushed whispers in a span of less than 3 minutes, the sound of scribbling, and the other kept trying to steal the pen from the other's hand.

Everyone could hear that they were contemplating getting a bigger piece of paper.

Midoriya: ...They should be the same age...right?

UA and TA: Maybe...

Several minutes later, and several crumpled paper balls later.

They slowly placed a piece of paper 'slightly' crumpled in Midoriya's hand with only one short line

"╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭we don't know╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭"

. _.

Is it because of my last joke about the title "I don't even fucking know that number"?

Although I agree, there is a high probability that Travelers do not know their exact age.

[smakonca]

Remember?

Their birthday was a couple of days ago, but unfortunately I wasn't able to finish it in time.

But nonetheless! Merry Christmas everyone!

Nightmare and Dream belong to Jokublog

[kosomolski-dolls]

Remember the Sist faceplates that came with my Lusis? Well, time to tackle these in Lena's Doll History Part 18 - Unoa Sist, Ezra.

I put him on the Minifee body that I got with my sleeping Minifee Ruth, so I obviously had to dye the body and the Buff headback I got for him. It was actually the first attempt of dyeing and I did it the same day as my Little Snow. And trust me when I say... I was horrified because the dyeing went NOT smoothly at all! I still don't really know what happened there, I never had a similar experience with Minifees since then, but alas.

Some time later, I finally made use of the other Sist wink face I had, and also opened up the other eye. Another dyejob later, and Ezra had a smiley face, too!

His face got a little bit too dark, sadly, but tbh it's not too bad.

[godbrks]

[quietplace26]

☔️~Anon:

So, um.

I remembered (and went back to reread, just to be sure) in Childe’s backstory it mentioned he felt like three months had passed in the Abyss but when he returned to Teyvat it had only been three days.

And I started to actually wonder how much time Wanderer!MC spent in the Abyss.

Timeline:

500 years ago: Ei created Wanderer!MC but then locked them away in the Shakkei Pavilion

400 years ago: Wanderer!MC wakes up and moves into Tatarasuna, but then tragedy strikes and they’re revived in the Abyss

300 years ago: MC’s still stuck in the Abyss (~1 century has passed)

200 years ago: MC’s still stuck in the Abyss (~2 centuries have passed)

100 years ago: MC manages to break their shackles and return to Teyvat (~3 centuries have passed)

The Math™️:

1 month in Teyvat ≈ +30 days in Teyvat

12 months in Teyvat ≈ +365 days in Teyvat ≈ 1 year in Teyvat

1 day in Teyvat ≈ +1 month in Abyss (Skirk’s story quest)

3 days in Teyvat ≈ +3 months in Abyss (Childe’s backstory)

300 years in Teyvat x 12 months in Teyvat (1 year) ≈ +3600 months in Teyvat

3600 months in Teyvat x +30 days (~1 month) ≈ +108,000 days in Teyvat

108,000 days in Teyvat ≈ +108,000 months in Abyss

108,000 months in Abyss / 12 months (1 year) ≈ +9,000 years in Abyss

…

……

………

Wanderer!MC is definitely not going to say anything about this. 🥶

...👀😨😰😱

Uh- wow...

Tagging: @platinumrosetail, @arn9tails, @bloodytea, @lovelyjane-stuff, @fireriyu

[komikoma]

Citlali: I'm young! Look, I can do a handstand with— GAH, I PULLED MY LEG!

Faruzan: Pfft. So much for the "young lady". Now look at this split— MY LEG!

Furina: Just because you look young, doesn't mean you are. I, however, am an artist by trade. My body is prepared to do splits witho— MY LEG!

Xianyun: Pathetic attempts. One's body cannot even suffer things such as a strained muscle. Behold the immortal body of an adep— ONE'S LEG!

Zhongli: Let this be a lesson. Always warm up before doing exercise, especially if you're past a certain age. If not, you'll— MY BACK. LUMBAGO, ANCIENT ENEMY...!

[juniper-is-in-the-house]

I'm trying to write a fluffy hucklerabott fic and I just had to mention 9/11