Jun 21, 2016
The Life of a Fifth Grader (well, the ones behind me in Starbucks.)
Girl: (has just finished explained Half-Blood Prince and dissolves into cackles.
Male friend: You guys are so weird.
Girl: yeah, but that’s like the best part of being best friends. We can do super weird stuff and say weird stuff and nobody judges us.
Girl: *long sigh* nobody gets us. The life of a fifth grader. Hey, we should write a book!
Boy: About what?
Girl: About fifth grade! Take down the system! *stares from nearby patrons. She ignores/doesn’t notice.
Boy: *rolls eyes* Who wants to live through all that again?