Back on my "Peeta is like a golden retriever" bullshit. (See previous.)
I had a dream that Mrs Mellark really was a witch (because Katniss calls her the Witch) and she turns Peeta into a dog. An adolescent one, with awkwardly large paws and stuff? And Katniss can't afford a dog--she already has stupid Buttercup. But she takes him in anyway.
Were this a fanfic, at some point she'd wake up to find a boy naked in her bed, but my dream just ended with the dog part.











