#thiazzi

[coranthia]

most problematic cult leaders of the deep forest

[long-claw-that-flies]

SESHRU: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses

TENRIS: This knife is actually a magic wand

THIAZZI: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel

EOSTRA: *cocks gun* Magic missile

NEF: What the fuck is wrong with you people

[lowkeyprix]

Thiazzi, strongest man in the Forest. Member of the Oak Clan and the Soul Eaters

[long-claw-that-flies]

THIAZZI: *standing with their back turned* I’ve been expecting you, Torak.

TORAK: How did you do that without turning around?

THIAZZI: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.