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[daughterofthesunlands]

Beef.

What does beefy mean?

According to the Cambridge dictionary, a beefy person is a

"person [who] looks strong, heavy, and powerful: A beefy football player"

In this instance:

An Elf. A very beefy elf.

Keep that in mind.

Think about it when you wake up. Think about it when you sit on the bus. When you're in class, on your lunch break at work, as you bite into your sandwich. When you board a plane.

It is scientifically proven that thinking about a beefy elf (in most cases he's of royal blood, brunette and has mysterious, chocolate brown eyes) 7 times a day is good for your immune system and mental health.

Make it part of your routine.

Beef is good for you. Not only good, but the best.

[virtuouscunt]

a babygirl who's always on her best behavior 💘

[plantpapaa]

I’m 6’4” …You like trees, right 😏 ?? 🌲

[hornymotionalcookie]

Thinking bulky Mackie thoughts

And remembering the last time we saw him beefed up was fer Pain & Gain with Dwayne Johnson and Mark Wahlberg.

And sir had really filled out. His arms were the same size as Dwayne's in that first pic. Like, dayum.

I wish Mackie would troll us by getting a custom, classic Falcon suit with the tiddy window fer Halloween or something. He could also get a Cap suit made with a tiddy window.

All the better to put that magnificent growth on display. Sir's putting in work and he deserves to be admired and praised fer it.

[luxinwonderland]

while watching the Legacy with @anonybaby , as one does, the big “R” on Cody’s booty got my attention.

I think of it as R = Randy ( the “L” above his 🍑 crack obvi stands for Legacy 😏

( it’s hard to get clear pics, the slogan on his trunks says: “where theirs ends ours begins” )

[diosamorosa]

[seraphim-seeker]

I love Ratchet with a Dad Bod. It’s very him BUT-

I WILL NEVER EVER GET ENOUGH OF A FEMININE LOOKING RATCHET!! THIGHS AND ALL IT FUELS ME AND I ADORE EVERY CURVE!!!!!

[teaskeaps]

Comfort is paramount